The cliffs rose sheer from the jungle, towering ramparts of stone that glinted jade-blue and dull crimson in the rising sun, and curved away and away to east and west above the waving emerald ocean.
The expanse of blue water stretched in every direction to the horizon. I stood atop the sunlit cliffs, A cool draught of air whips over the waves, bringing a taste of the ocean with it, my short hazel colored hair blew in, and then I stared at.... him.
He had the kind of face that stopped you in your tracks. I guess he must get used to that, the sudden pause in a person's natural expression when they looked his way followed by overcompensating with a nonchalant gaze and a weak smile.
Of course, the blush that accompanied it was a dead giveaway. It didn't help that he was so modest about it, it made the girls fall for him all the more.
Despite all the opportunity that came his way he was a one-woman-man who prized genuineness and thoughtful conversation above lipstick and high-heels. He was handsome alright, but inside he was beautiful.
yes... the perfect guy, Shawn Mendes...
his face was so gorgeous I wanted to eat it like a potato. yes, Shawn would make a delicious potato.
I broke into a sweat. My heart pounded, and my hand began to feel clammy, The very act of watching was hurting my eyes, and my heart was still threatening to burst forth from my ribcage.
"you need to do it Cami! you need to tell that gorgeous potato how you feel!" I thought to myself.
turned around and met his deep brown eyes, I drew in a deep breath and gathered up all of my courage and finally spoke.
"Shawn, I need to tell you something," I spoke with confidence, but my voice still came out croaky.
"what is it Cami?" Said Shawn, with his crisp voice that made me have like 56 heart attacks, I just wanted to steal from him and put in a seashell like in the little mermaid. iM nAwT crAZAy Ah SwARe to YaH!!! ,<(o_o)>
"I-I... I love you Shawn senpai! I always have!" I managed to stutter out as I blushed and turned away. as if I was to dramatically say "don't look at me I'm a horrible beast and its not like I love you or anything you dumb BAKA!"
"I'm sorry Cami, I can't love you..." he said softly as he turned around and stared into the vast endless ocean.
My heart fell 10 000 miles into the endless abyss of despair as a single yet dramatic tear fell from my eyes onto the grass of despair that would soon be watered by my eternal tears. or y'know something emo like that.
I wanted to scream "You stupid baka!!! Imma kamayama your fuckin face off you piece of trash!!!! I hope you jump off that cliff only to get caught in midair by a fucking flying cat and get eaten alive like a potato you dirty wanker!!"
But I didn't, instead, I choked back tears and quietly asked, "B-but why?"
"because...I am secretly a....LIZARD." Shawn then transformed into a rather large green lizard and jumped off a cliff into the endless abyss of darkness.
"Wait for me, my love! I- wait...What the fuck? why am I professing my love to a goddamn lizard?"
Oh wait a minute... this must be a dream, so that means...
I walked towards the edge of the cliff and stared at the orange painted sunset and yelled "C'est bonne! c'est bonne! c'est bonne!!!!!!!!!!"
And that was the moment I woke up.
I slowly opened my eyes as a blinding light blinded me.
"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" I yelled as I fell out of bed.
"great...another wonderful morning." I sighed in exasperation as I glanced at the clock
From the carousel of random ideas comes some order - a subtle awareness of who I am under the flow of thoughts with their loose connections to my waking life.
the clock read 8:30 and then it all came back to me, "OH no no no no nooo!! Mom and Dad forgot to wake me up!!" I screamed as I jumped off the floor and rushed to my closet.
"I need to open their flip flapping kamayamaing potato shop!!!" I grumbled angrily as I threw on some mismatched clothes
I was about to rush out of my room, but I tripped over my fluffy cat Sasha. "goddammit Sasha!! every morning!!!"
now, I could go on a psychotic rampage about my eternal hatred of tripping over things and yell at my cat like a crazy person but I don't have time today.
mom and dad wake me up every morning, but why didn't they today? I thought over as I stumbled down the stairs.
And that was when I saw the note on the kitchen table.
the note that would change my laifu.
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The potato princess and the triggered bear
HumorCamilla is not your ordinary gir- wait nope that's way too cliche.... I'll try this again, Cami is a princess, a potato princess, who works at a potato shop with her parents. But one day... Her parents leave her out of the blue to go who knows wher...
