Squidward's POV
I felt my eyes twitch in aggravation as I stared at the familiar blonde, Spongebob Squarepants. It's such a strange name for a girl but hey, to each his own I guess.
"SQUIDWARD~ OH SQUIDWARD~" she sang obnoxiously. She twirled my teal hair around her slender finger in delight.
"My dearest Squidward, SQUIDDYYYYY!!!!!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT SPONGEBOB?!"
She smiled widely. "Nothing, I just love saying your name. BAHAHAHAHAHAAA~!!" A growl bubbled up my throat as I turned to her, and before I knew it, there was a red handprint on her cheek.
"WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE YOU IMBECILE!? EVER SINCE WE'VE MET YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE IRRITATING, STUPID, AND NOBODY LIKES YOU! JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!"
Her baby blue eyes widened in horror before crumpling in sadness. Tears rolled down her flushed face and she timidly ran back into the kitchen. I sighed in relief.
I couldn't stand that irritating little girl. She never gave me any peace. "Squidward!" Mr. Krabs ran out of his office, dark eyes widening in confusion.
"What's going on out here?!" I inhaled deeply before nonchalantly responding, "Spongebob and I just had a little disagreement, that's it."
The red headed man stared at me for a few moments before shrugging his concern off. "Okay, now get back to work!" I shrugged and pulled out a magazine, ignoring the stupidly-impatient customers.
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Late Realizations (Human! Fem! Spongebob x Squidward)
RomanceHis crimson eyes narrowed into dangerous slits when he saw me. Squidward. I was terrified of him, especially after those heart breaking, painful memories. I hate him, so much. *guys I was a different person when I wrote this 💀💀 but still, if you...
