Andy
(points at Sam)
This human, my captain, is a traitor!
Sam
(gasps)
How dare you call me a traitor? Look at yourself!
(turns Andy's head facing the mirror)
Andy
(looks offended)
Me? A traitor? And you kiss both of your fathers
with this mouth?
Sam
At least I kiss someone
Andy
(shocked, gasps)
YOU- YOU... YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Audience
Oh wow...
Sam
Ok then. En grande yourself while I'm gonna
give ya quick death with-
(accidentally grabs a screwdriver)
THIS!
(eyes widen and quickly throws it away)
No, not with that.
Andy
(laughs)
You just screwed yourself so good, ha!
Alien #1
BOTH OF YOU
(taps with foot)
WILL BE PUNISHED AND LOCKED!
Sam
Why me? I'm too beautiful for that
Andy
Well, why me then?
Sam
Because you suck!
(slaps Andy)
(The audience gasps in shock)
Andy
Oh yeah?!
(slaps Sam)
Sam
Just give up and let me do
the TKO!
(gets ready to slap Andy)
Andy
Ok then. In 3!
(Both Andy and Sam punched Alien #1 which
causes him to black out)
Andy
(jumps)
YES! WE DID IT! I DID IT! I WILL BE
ONE DAY THE SUPERIOR ONE- I WILL BE... HEHEHE
THE DOMINATOR OF THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE!!
Sam
(rolls eyes with crossed arms)
Aaaaand there we go...
(gunshot)
Sam
What was that?
(looks at Andy)
Andy
DUDE, I AM RIGHT HERE!
Sam
Then who is it?
(both run out of the room and see the other two
aliens laying on the floor dead)
Sam
HOW THE HELL THIS HAPPENED?
Andy
If I knew, the mystery would be resolved
until now, you sneaky tuna.
Sam
Just because you're a sea child
that doesn't mean you can use fishes
as insults over me
Andy
Oops... Yeah, I forgot...
Sam
At least you didn't forget your head.
Hope it won't happen one day
Andy
HEY, AT LEAST MY ORGANISM WORKS
WELL IN OTHER TEMPERATURES
Sam
WHO SAID MINE ISN'T WORKING WELL
IN OTHER TEMPERATURES TOO?
Andy
Your doctor!
Sam
He's drug addict! Why whould you
listen to him?
Andy
(eyes widen)
Wait, your doctor is drug addict? And he has
said that before? I was just lying at the moment without
even knowing... Heh...
(a shadow walks in)
Sam
Good, because of your stupidity
we will die!
Andy
(shrugs)
At least it's from mine...
YOU ARE READING
The Wrong Nerd In Space
HumorYou heard of comedy cartoons with 10 minutes lenght? Now get ready for something like that but except being 10 minutes comedy cartoon, it's a long/short based on 10 minutes lenght episode comedy show! This is my OC Andy, she is more of a Star Wars O...
