The Wrong Nerd In Space

ACT 2 SCENE 1

(Andy, Mietak and Sam were falling in a tunel)

Sam
    (screaming, terrified)

Andy
     (screaming, excited)

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE WATER PARKS
ON EARTH! SPACE WATER PARKS!

Sam

     (tries not to throw up)
Yeah... No kidding...

(The three of them fall on the floor in a dark room)

Heqet
    (grabs the mix)
Goooood EVENING EVERYBODY!

(the lights turn on in the room as the audience cheers)

Andy

    WE ARE IN A TALK SHOW!

I AM FAMOUS!

Mietak

    Uh- no... We were caught by some...
Manager of the Universe? And I'm sure

this is part of her plan to destroy us.

Sam
    You said it, dude!

Andy

     Nah, this is just a girl. What can she do?
I mean- she has an egyptian name, and...

Who knows honestly- heh... But, still

   (stands up, gets ready to walk in some direction
but bumps in Heqet)

Heqet

    Look, ladies and gentlemen, we have guests.
3 guests. One italian, one half african and half french,

and uh...
   (looks at Mietak)

Mietak

     (crosses arms)

I'll leave it to you to guess

Heqet

    (growls, angry, her eyes glow with mixed red
and blue)

Mietak

    Half spanish, heh... Oopsie...

Heqet
     (calms down, looks back at the audience)

So as you can see, we have earthlings everyone!

Huge precent from Europe, except for our Samuel.

Sam

    (guilps, whispers to himself)

Why my full name?

Heqet
    Now, my dears, the best part of the show

is about to begin! I, Heqet, egytpian creature, and

manager of the Universe, challenge Andrea Vincenzo
Santorini to play against me on senet.

Andy

    SENET? WHY SENET?

Sam
    She's an egyptian creature after all...?

(shrugs)

Andy

    Oh, yeah! Makes sence!

(table appears with the senet board game on it, and also

chairs for both of the opponents)

Heqet

    (sits on her golden chair, designed by egyptian

creatures like her with a smirk)

     LET THE FUN BEGIN!

(audience freaks out of excitement)