.
.
.
An literate father with his educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tents and fell asleep. Some hours later the father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up the sky, and tell me what you see?"
Son: "I see millions of stars"
Father: What does that tells you?
Son: astronomically. It tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets
Father slaps his son hard and says "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
.
