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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again.  Then said "We have reaches your destination". The first guy gave him money and the second guy said "Thank you ". The 3rd guy slapped the driver.  The driver was shocked thinking that he knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?" The 3rd guy replied "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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