A Constellation of The Emo Trinity ✭ Zodiac Signs

Which Pete Wentz quote are you?

Pete Wentz can say some pretty inspirational and equally funny things but which quote of his are you?

Aries: "Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?"

Taurus: "I make eggs, and usually I would scramble them, but for you, I would fertilise them"

Gemini: "This wouldn't be the first time I attempt to charm a hook of a woman's hand..."

Cancer: "Welcome Pete Wentz, I loved you in Twilight"

Leo: "I can't even get my head to that level, I can't even kick that high! What? It wasn't me! Look at how little I am. I'm a little guy!"

Virgo: "What did the egg say to the boiling water?... It will be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chicken"

Libra: "Just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow might not be the best day of your entire life. You just have to wake up and get there"

Scorpio: "I would totally do Patrick Stump"

Sagittarius: "Turn over a new leaf, fuck it turn over the whole tree"

Capricorn: "I'm gay above the waist"

Aquarius: "These jeans looked so good on me when I looked in the mirror I wanted to fuck myself"

Pisces: "I learnt that yoga and yoghurt are actually different things, yoga is not short for yoghurt"

One of my favourite Pete Wentz moments was when he was LeBroning in Mexico but I couldn't exactly quote that :'(
God I love Pete though, he's such a lovely guy <3