A Constellation of The Emo Trinity ✭ Zodiac Signs

Which Drunk History of Fall Out Boy quote are you?

Which drunk history of FOB quote are you?

Aries: We gotta make this shit legit. It's gonna be fuckin' dope. It's gonna go fuckin' sky high. We're gonna make a fuckin' record that sails the skies. We're gonna call this record: Save Rock And Roll.

Taurus: You're getting a tattoo right now?! What the fuck is going on?!

Gemini: It's summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he's like "Yo, I know about music." and Patrick's like "Yo, I know more about music" "That's impossible. Do you wanna start a band?" And Patrick's like "...Yeah... That's cool." And then he's like "Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!"

Cancer: And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record... *tumble weed rolls past*

Leo: "Yo! I got a soul voice!" And they're like "Wait, how do you have a soul voice!?!" And he's like "Yo, watch this! Yeaheheheheheh!" and they're like "Oh my god! That sounds like soul!" So they put it in the song and it was like "WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHTIGHIGHIGHIGHT!"

Virgo: Pete was like "Makeup is fuckin' great for a guy. Because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful."

Libra: Pete was like "Yo, fuck you! I can do whatever I want!"

Scorpio: Patrick is playin' drums for some fuckin' reason!

Sagittarius: They made this record that was fucking dope and it fucking hit on the charts. Like: one, two, three! Three, two one! Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! TEN TO ONE!

Capricorn: Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick, let's be real.

Aquarius: What the fuck is this on my shirt?! Did I puke on my shirt?!

Pisces: they made records like, Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. It's called: Evening Out With Your Girlfriend. With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend! It's called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter.

So basically this is every quote Brendon said lmao, I love this video way too much, what's your favourite thing Brendon says in drunk history then?