A Constellation of The Emo Trinity ✭ Zodiac Signs

Which Emo Band Member is your Father?

Which Emo band member is your father? Guys, I'm not talking about your "Daddy" or any weird kinks, I'm talking about which person will teach you how to ride a bike or something like that...

Aries: Josh Dun, he'll teach you drums and lecture you on how not to throw your sticks at people no matter how tempting it is

Taurus: Frank Iero, he'll play fetch with you, wait... Does that make you one of his hundreds of dogs? Maybe he'll just teach you how to play catch

Gemini: Kellin Quinn, he'll teach you how to beat box like a pro and drive safely

Cancer: Mikey Way, he'll only smile when he's around you, you know how to break his poker face

Leo: Tyler Joseph, as well as being an awesome Dad, he'll be a Fren for life

Virgo: Ray Toro, he'll teach you how to look after your hair

Libra: Dallon Weekes, he'll teach you bass guitar even though the instrument is probably twice your size

Scorpio: Brendon Urie, he'll teach you every musical instrument there is known

Sagittarius: Pete Wentz, he'll lift you up so you can reach the monkey bars and microphone stands in future

Capricorn: Patrick Stump, he'll give you so many cuddles and read you lots of stories before bed

Aquarius: Ryan Ross, he won't let you have milk with your cereal and you'll be wondering why

Pisces: Gerard Way, he'll teach you how to be sassy as hell

So yeah guys, these are totally your paternal Dads that no one has told you about, I wonder why that is?... Also, thank you so much for 7K reads guys, continue to comment and vote so we can get even more!! <3

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