What did I do?

Chapter 10

Amanda's POV

The next thing I know I'm in a hospital bed with wires coming out of my arm. To say I'm confused is an understatement. I have no idea how I got here or why or what's going on. I look over and see Liam sleeping to my right on a little chair that looks completely uncomfortable. To my left is Harry, Louis and Zayn all standing there having a quiet conversation. They must not realize I'm awake.

Being the little sleuth I am I want to listen to what they are saying so I "fall back asleep". All I hear is something about a letter and a fire. The second u hear fire it all comes back to me. The threat from somebody and waking up to heat. Plus you know my leg still hurts so someone needs more pain meds.

I decided to wake up I would try to be funny because that's something I've always been good at. Making fun at the most awkward situations. I decide to just go for it and practically tell "HEY GIMME SOME DRUGS!" The boys reactions were priceless and I even woke Liam up. While they are all staring at me in shock I'm just sitting there in the bed laughing and snorting like always. Sometimes I don't know what to do with myself.

Then you just hear a small chuckle from Zayn and that gets the rest of them.

"Where's Niall?"

"He's getting his knee surgery. You know the reason we are in America" Louis said.

I hope this kid knows I'm like 30 seconds from going up to him and kneeing him in he balls for giving me sass. Not that it wasn't clearly needed, it would just be an excuse it get up. I HATE NEEDLES! They always freaked me out as a kid and having one up my arm is not pleasing me.

So being the quality patient I decided to press the nurse button like 22 times to get their attention. They did not like that but man was it funny. Plus I got pudding so I would stop. Except it was chocolate. Sure I like chocolate but vanilla all the way!

The nurse had to explain to me (5 times actually) that the police would be coming in soon to question me. I couldn't care less. Clearly all I knew about was the letter but since it probably burned..I'm screwed. (Or skewed..Ba dum tis"

That's when I realized I had no home. This resulted in a loud "SHIT!" which once again scared the crap out of the boys. I'm really going to have to pay the security for like a video copy of it.

I told then I had no place to live and they all just laughed. Like laughed really hard. Now I understand that a good joke can do this but I wasn't making a joke so I was very confused.

Harry must have noticed the confusion written on my face because he just looked at me and was like seriously. Like how am I supposed to know what 4 teenage boys are thinking!

They all looked at each other and nodded and I swear I thought it was the end. The boys were going to kill me and that's it. Of course I was wrong but who doesn't love a little suspense. (HA no one)

Apparently they found the letter which some how didn't burn because it was under my computer keyboard which is weird but whatever. Anyway they found out I was already getting threats and now I'm going to live with them while Niall heals?

Now I know any girl would be like "YAY I GET TO LIVE WITH THE BOYS!" Where I'm like "I have to live with people again! ugh! that's why I left." I don't have a choice cause you know I'm like burned and don't exactly have anywhere to live but still. I'm an independent woman who is awesome. I can do it. Just not for a little while.

I felt the only way for me to properly accept was to make a joke worthy of getting punched in the face.

"So is the house on a beach because as you can tell I'm getting pale! Need to burn up a little.".

I nearly hit myself as I laughed. I'm just a comedy genius I swear. Ellen watch out I'm coming for you.

Authors note~

Seriously though comedy genius

Sorry for not updating I've been lazy and yeah..

Enjoy my jokes ;)