Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I havekissed the father instead of his daughter.”
When the man came home, his wife was crying.
“Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed.
“My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?” the man asked.
“I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.”
“And?”
At the end of the letter it was written:
PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don’t forget to give it to my son.
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.
He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier,can I suicide now?
Leader : No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.
Banta : Sir now there are 25 soldiers, can I do it now?
Boss : Wait for more.
Banta : Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?
Boss : Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.
Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.
A man is strolling past a lunatic asylum when he hears a loud chanting.
“Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” goes the noise form within the mental hospital’s wards.
The man’s curiosity gets the better of him and he searches for a hole in the security fence. It’s not long before he finds a small crack, so he leans forward and peers in.
Instantly, someone jabs him in the eye.
As he reels back in agony, the chanting continues: “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”
