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<h3>One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.</h3>
<h3>Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"</h3>
<h3>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."</h3>
<h3>Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"</h3>
<h3>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.</h3>
<h3>Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"</h3>
<h3>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."</h3>
