Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets 15 minutes home before than she does.
Yo mama is so dark that she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.
