Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rs, I will donate 50 rs in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rs note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, youu don't even trust me a little? you have already taken your share!"
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera.
