Chapter 3 - A Bad Premonition (Part C)

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Chapter 3 – A Bad Premonition (Part C)

Chu Yunru stopped sobbing and explained, “My parents have arranged for me to get married. Oh heaven, I don’t want to get married!”

Xiao Ming suddenly thought inwardly, ‘Oh, so my bad dream was referring to Chu Yunru’s misfortune. Haha, and I thought it was me.’

Xiao Ming smiled and asked Chu Yunru “What does she look like? Do you have a drawing of her?”

“Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Show us what she looks like! Does she have big boobs, a slim waist, and a sexy, big ass?” shouted Wen Zemin enthusiastically. Liang Yaozu nodded in agreement.

Chu Yunru looked hesitant but still said, “Yea, I do.” He grabbed something from his sleeve and took out a scroll. “My parents gave me this portrait of her.” Having a better opinion toward Xiao Ming, he handed the ported the portrait to him.

Xiao Ming took the portrait and unrolled it. His eyes widened in shock when he saw the soon-to-be-bride. He coughed lightly and placed it on the table for the others to see.

“Woah ho ho! Look at those watermelons! What great fortune you have, brother.” exclaimed Wen Zemin laughing.

Liang Yaozu didn’t say anything but cringed.

The portrait was of a very fat woman with tacky clothes and lots of cosmetics on.

Chu Yunru frowned deeply at Wen Zemin.

Wen Zemin grabbed the portrait and continued, “With those watermelons, you can suck on them all night long! Hahaha!” While saying that Wen Zemin was pretending to be sucking on the women’s tits.

“You!” Chu Yunru flared up and threw the wine bottle at Wen Zemin. Wen Zemin once again dodged and saved his handsome face from Chu Yunru’s anger. He laughed and set the portrait back down.

Liang Yaozu angrily stared at the two men fighting. “Chu Yunru, I was still drinking that. Wen Zemin stop teasing him.”

“Ah, okay. Okay. Sorry Chu Yunru, but really she really does have big ones,” as Wen Zemin said this he cupped his hands in the air and made squeezing motions. He smiled apologetically to Chu Yunru.

Chu Yunru frowned and grunted as he accepted Wen Zemin’s apology.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming who has been the quietest of the group said, “Chu Yunru, what are you going to do?”

“I don’t know.” Chu Yunru gave a loud deflated sigh.

“Why not tell your parents that you have someone you like already. Maybe they will change their minds and cancel the wedding arrangement?” suggested Xiao Ming. He really did feel bad for his friend’s dilemma. Although Chu Yunru was a drama queen, he was a romantic at heart who believes that one should only have one love in their entire life. Also, if he did end up marrying this women in the portrait, he would be flattened like a rice cake with his thin build. Xiao Ming could totally imagine his friend become a henpecked husband. He simply pities the guy very much.

“I did try that. It didn’t work. It only earned me a beating from my father. You see, my bride-to-be is the only child of my father’s wealthy and good friend. My father wants me to marry her to expand our family business and wealth. He even threatened me saying that if I do not marry that girl, I would be disowned. I’m his only son, how can he say such a thing?” Chu Yunru slumped his upper body over the table in exaggerated grief.

Xiao Ming grabbed his lucky turtle and shifted a bit away from his friend to avoid body contact. “So, are you going to go through with this arranged marriage?”

Chu Yunru mumbled, “Hmm. Thinking about marrying a girl I don’t love makes me feel so sad. What will I do if I meet my destined girl in the future? I can’t be an unfaithful husband who cheats on his wife. I only want one love in this life of mine! This is really unfair!”

“Alright. Enough with this since you’re going to go through with it.” Liang Yaozu reached over and patted Chu Yunru on the shoulder.

Wen Zemin quickly followed. “Yeah. Yeah. Instead of brooding over what’s going to happen, why not bask in the present?” He quickly got off his seat and went to Chu Yunru with the boo he and Liang Yaozu were looking at earlier. He opened and showed it to his friend. “Look at this! You should enjoy your current youth and have more fun.” He flipped the book to another page and said, “This is my favorite! Look at her body and those huge boobs! This is youth right here!”

Chu Yunru blushed red and slightly creased his brows.

Seeing the perverted face of Wen Zemin and the embarrassed face of Chu Yunru, Xiao Ming remarked, “Chu Yunru, ignore the pervert next to you.”

Chu Yunru bit his lower lip and stared at the picture shown to him. 

Liang Yaozu stayed in his seat, silently drinking his cup of wine.

Wen Zemin wrapped one arm around Chu Yunru’s shoulder and interjected, “Don’t listen to the monk Xiao Ming. Listen to me, the master of love! Hahaha!”

When Xiao Ming heard the other call him a monk, he coldly glared at him. Meanwhile, Liang Yaozu spitted the wine in his mouth out upon hearing Wen Zemin proclaiming to be the “master of love”. His face was covered in disgust. What made this guy think he was the “master of love”? He was simply a perverted and horny monkey!

Wen Zemin ignored Xiao Ming’s killer glare and said to Liang Yaozu, “Hey, did your wine taste too good so you had to spit it out? Hahaha!”

Liang Yaozu glared at him.

Wen Zemin laughed again and said in perverted voice, “Hey, Liang Yaozu! What do you say we take Chu Yunru to the pleasure house? His single life is being numbered here you know.”

Liang Yaozu nodded, “Fine.”

Listening to Wen Zemin, Xiao Ming responded with revulsion. “If you guys are going there, I will count myself out.”

Wen Zemin clicked his tongue and moved over to the side of Xiao Ming. He swiftly wrapped his arms around Xiao Ming’s shoulders and kissed him on the forehead. “Xiao Ming, don’t worry. You’ll still be the most beautiful in my heart!”

Immediately, Xiao Ming froze and remembered his dream. His face contorted in disgust and shoved Wen Zemin off him. “Don’t touch me you asshole!”

Wen Zemin laughed it off and returned to his seat. “Look at this monk! Chu Yunru, you see why he’s still a virgin? Shit just keeps spouting out of his pretty mouth, and his ‘no-touch’ attitude is just damn rude. If you want to charm the ladies, you have avoid being like him.” He pointed to Xiao Ming. Chu Yunru stared at Xiao Ming, and then at Wen Zemin. On the side, Liang Yaozu chuckled.

Xiao Ming bit his lips and glared at Wen Zemin. Why does that guy have to be such a rude and pervert bastard all the time? Why are they even friends in the first place? Xiao Ming sighed. There was nothing he could do to change the perverted attitude of his friend. There was simply no medicine for it! He got up and left. “Since you guys are going to that place, I’m going back home.”

After Xiao Ming had left, Wen Zemin said to Liang Yaozu, “If only Xiao Ming was a girl, I would have married him right away. Haah, the heavens have wasted all that beauty on a guy. What a pity. What a pity.”

Liang Yaozu laughed in agreement, and Chu Yunru blushed.

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When Xiao entered the Xiao estate entrance gate, Tan Tao, his servant, came running up to him breathlessly.

“Young Lord, where did you go this whole morning? Lord Xiao Feng and Madam Zhu Ehuang has been looking for you. They said that an important decree has been sent from the Emperor. They both want to see you in the family meeting hall.”

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