Make Me :: Justin Foley

thirtyeight

Messages Between
Jeff Atkins
&
Crystal Kirkland

jeffy🔥
So are y'all finally gonna
tell everyone?

What do you know Jeff?

jeffy🔥
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about telling
everyone that you and
Justin are dating.

Oh right

jeffy🔥
What did you think I was
talking about?

Nothing in particular

jeffy🔥
You're lying

And what if I was?

jeffy🔥
Dammit, Crys. I'm your
best guy friend, can't you
trust me?

Do you ABSOLUTELY swear
you won't tell a single soul
what I am about to tell you?

jeffy🔥
I swear on Petunia.

Petunia as is Petunia your
lucky baseball bat?

jeffy🔥
Yup.  

Damn.

jeffy🔥
Just tell me already

I found something out
the other day.

jeffy🔥
And?

I passed a test that I really
didn't wanna pass.

jeffy🔥
I'm confused.

And Justin is the reason
I passed.

jeffy🔥
Wtf? Justin is terrible at
school. How could he be
the reason?

I'm not talking about
school, Jeffy.

jeffy🔥
Then what are you talking
about, Crys???

I'm pregnant.

jeffy🔥
Holy shit.

I "passed" the pregnancy
test b/c of Justin.

jeffy🔥
Do I need to kill him?

Don't you dare lay a hand
on my baby's father.

jeffy🔥
I can't believe your pregnant

Dude. I can't believe I'm pregnant.