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Prompt:A man draws a gun in a dark alley and asks for your wallet. You begrudgingly obey. He throws it on the ground, shoots it till it screeches, and turns to you; "you're safe now".

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YouTuber Prop hunt au:

Jack was stealthily walking down the street trying not to be spotted by any of the other hunters. He had gone rogue and was trying to help the props win.

"Hey come here!" Mark calls to Jack. "Give me your wallet."

He begrudgingly gives it over.

"No, Jack, why would you do this?" Wallet Felix says, betrayed.

"I'm sorry."

Mark throws him on the ground and pretends to spit on him.

"Any last words?" Mark says, acting tough.

"Respect wahmen," Wallet Felix says.

At this everyone cracks up.

"Haha, what, why?" Jack laughs.

They laugh for a moment before getting back to the scene and acting serious again.

"Jack, why, I loved you," Wallet Felix says.

I-I loved you, too," Jack says, (fake)tears grazing his eyes.

Mark shoots Wallet Felix. "Get rekt!"

As he dies Wallet Felix let's out a monstrous, high-pitched screech that sounds like a dying walrus.

"What was that!?" Mark cries, him and Jack both laughing at the inhumane sound.

"Wait," Mark looks at the prompt, "I was supposed to say 'you're safe now'."

"What?" Jack asks.

"Yeah, at the top it says after I shoot him I say 'you're safe now'."

"Fuck that, we don't have to follow the prompt!"

"Props can't even hurt hunters in this game, so that wouldn't have made any sense."

"Yeah," Jack agrees.

"Are you sure about that?" Felix says, revealing himself as the gun.

"Woah!" Mark jumps, startled, and drops Gun Felix.

"How?" Jack asks.

"Guns don't shoot Pewdiepie, Pewdiepie shoots Pewdiepie," Gun Felix says, Get rekt, boi!"

He begins shooting all over the place.

"Jesus!" Jack cries as he and Mark duck and cover.

"Ahahahaha, ahahahaha!" Gun Felix laughs maniacally.

Finally, Gun Felix runs out of ammo.

Mark stomps on Gun Felix, killing him, and the hunters win the game.

"You guys wanna play another round?" Felix asks.

"Sure," Jack and Mark say, starting a new game.