Leeches ([Y/n] X Antisepticeye & Septiishu)

I'm At Soup

[Y/n] had messaged Jack as she waited exhausted in the airport. "It's gonna be weird meeting you, ya know?" Her fingers typed lethargically as she scanned the conveyor belt for her bag. [Y/n] glanced down when she felt a buzz. "Meeting me? It's gonna be weird meeting you!!!" Jacks text read as another followed up on it. "I just hope your not taller than me like all my other friends :/" he joked as [Y/n] snickered to herself.

She tapped her high school graduation ring on the back of the phone in thought of how to respond. "Would you give my con ticket to someone else in rage of my height?" She typed back as she situated herself and her roller bag on the floor. "Ofc." Was what his text responded.

[Y/n] often wondered if he knew that she was visibly giggling on the other end. She liked to imagine he would smile the way he does when he hears her laugh in the skype calls they had over the years just before he hits send. Jack, had been the one constant friend after high school. Partly because he didn't even go to her high school. God. That would have been bad. Her and her minecraft channel from those days paired with fetus jack made her want to curl into a ball and be hurled into the sun.

"Jack?" [Y/n] asked into the phone. "What." Was his only response over the phone. "I don't think my uber dropped me off at the right hotel." [Y/n] shyly looked around at all the passing faces. A majority of them already on cosplay, or just there with outdated trends and snapbacks taking photos with friends for the con. "Here, I'll just go to the lobby to pick you up." Jack hung up abruptly to [Y/n]s dismay.

After twenty minutes of waiting she sat there still until she got a call from Jack. "Where the fuck are you?" He yell-giggled to the other line as he looked around the room frantically. Different YouTubers turned to look but just shrugged it off assuming he was a normal annoying YouTuber, "I'm in the wrong hotel!" [Y/n] yelled back in a quiet tone.

"Why the fuck are you in the wrong hotel?!" He yelled obviously causing a scene on his end. "Because you gave me the wrong address!" [Y/n] almost shrieked back her eyes grew wide. At that realization she looked around hoping no one saw or heard her distress. Before she processed it all, her ears grew a sickening warm as well as her cheeks

She then scoffed it off. Oh whoopty doo a bunch of homestuck cosplays caught me screaming. "Fuckin, uhg fine, we're going out to eat so I'll just ask the uber to grab you along the way I guess." Again, he hung up before [Y/n] could stuff in another word. [Y/n] timed it out. "Five four three two..." her phone rang again.

"Where are you?"

"Wooshers!" Jack yelled out from the bathroom. "I gave [Y/n] the wrong address," he adjusted his overwatch hat making sure to cover up a majority of his green hair. He continued to check himself out in the mirror making sure his simple grey shirt with jeans along with his big glasses looked nice. "For fucks sake you worthless blade of grass!" She hollered back from the main part bed area of their room.

He exited the bathroom and made his way towards Signe who, being the shorter of the two, looked up at Jack with a relaxed smile. Signe dressed in a simple black dress with a checkered white skirt. Her hair in messy waves that fit her well. Jack leaned his head down and gave her a simple kiss. "Hm," was her only response. "This still doesn't make up for you being a worthless blade of grass." Signe commented in a serious tone. "Dammit!" Jack stomped his foot in playful anger.

"[Y/n]!" Jack hopped out of his maroon soccer mom van uber and ran up and gave a bear hug. [Y/n], having sat there and playing Tetris on her phone flinched out of shock. "H-hey Jack," she managed to get out. Her shock turned to relief as she hugged him.

"Turns out I'm taller than you!" Jacks grinned widened. "Your face isn't as pixilated I thought it would be!"[Y/n] exclaimed referencing back to they skype calls. Jack's head flinched towards her with sudden confusion at this statement as he started back to the uber. He eased up when he understood what she was talking about. [Y/n] grabbed her one week stay worth of a suitcase and followed.

They climbed into the seat. Jack sat in the middle and didn't bother introducing Signe. He didn't feel it necessary at all, they were both close friends and he unknowingly assumed they knew and talked to each other. Signe nudged Jack and glanced over at [Y/n] and raised an eyebrow. "Oh fuck, right, ok so this is Signe... And uhhh I'm Jack!" He concluded while stumbling over his own words. [Y/n] smiled and greeted with a friendly "Hello!" [Y/n] spoke again and turned to Jack.

"You look weird with your glasses." [Y/n] blurted out. Jack narrowed his eyes with a smile. "Like you look any better with... uh, that really cool Rick and Morty tank." His roast soon flat lined when he saw [Y/n]s print. "Even I'm jealous." Signe commented as she looked at the two iconic characters jumping through a green portal.

They all chuckled as they went down the road. Jack took glances at the two girls next to him with pride at his two friends.

A/N
The titles are lil things that inspired me for the funny scene or in reference to a scene. Don't take them seriously. (Please don't I'm begging you)