Before we start this chapter, I just want to let you know, that Ryann is a little spoiled brat that only thinks about herself and takes whatever the hell she wants whenever she feels like it.
Hey! That's not true!
It is to me.
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Aye, Daku and Ryann? You have a dare.
We do?
Daku: From who?
That rhymes.
From Phone.
Wait what? Phone? B-But-
Kokuma: Remember, you HAVE to do it.
Ugh... What do you want, Phone?
I dare Daku and you to stay in a room until you two kiss.
Phone! Why do you always have to humiliate me!?
I'm only having you do this because you HAVE to do it.
Kokuma! You just HAD to scream it to the world, huh?
Kokuma: I like you, Phone. I'm positive we'll be great friends.
Right back at you, Kokuma.
Kokuma: *shoves Ryann and Daku into a bedroom and breaks doorknob*
I'm broke because of all these doorknob replacements, you know!? You're paying for that!
Kokuma: Sure. *obviously lying*
Daku: ...Now what? We're just gonna find away to escape?
Yep. Unless you have a better idea.
Daku: I'm assuming you don't want to kiss me so no. I don't have a better idea.
Look, it's not that I don't want to kiss you but we're friends (FRIENDZONED IM SO SORRY DAKU) but I'm kinda sorta socially awkward and I don't want to see what happens to us AFTER the kiss. You get me?
Daku: Yeah. So, you have a plan?
Well, I can draw a doorknob on the door if I had my notebook. But Phone took it away from me. So we'll have to use this vent thing. If you give me a boost, I can break it open and then I'll go inside and help you up.
Daku: Well, alrighty then (If anyone can guess what that catchphrase is from, I will literally hug you to death).
You know what Chicken is, right? The pool game?
Daku: Yeah. I've never played it but I've seen it happen before.
Okay. Kneel down. I'm going to have to get on your shoulders.
Daku: *blushes* O-Okay... *kneels*
*wraps legs around his chest so she doesn't fall off* Don't let go of my legs, okay? Don't let me fall.
Daku: I won't. I promise.
Here goes. *bangs on vent*
Daku: Could you be a bit louder, I couldn't hear you. *note his sarcasm*
Sorry! Maybe there's a screwdriver in one of those drawers?
Daku: Why would there be a screwdriver in a drawer?
You never know! I found hot sauce under Ayano's mattress before. You could find anything in a room.
Daku: Okay, okay. *checks drawers* ...Ayano! Why the hell do you have a screwdriver in the guest room's room?
*other side of the door* I don't know.
*grabs screwdriver* Thank you. *unscrews the screws and the vent falls* We might need this screwdriver again. *shoves screwdriver in pocket and climbs into vent* Here, I'll help you up. Grab my hand.
Daku: *jumps and grabs hand*
*pulls him up*
Daku: (in head) She's a lot stronger than she looks.
(in head) He's a lot lighter than he looks. (out of head) There. Let's go.
Daku: Lead the way.
Our goal is to make it upstairs and through one of the vents up there. Once we get there, we should be able to sneak into the office room which is conveniently sound proof. Once we get to the vent over there, we can go out the office window and I don't know. That part is up to you, Atsu.
Daku: We can go to the park? Or maybe... *smirk smirk*
*smirk smirk*
Daku and Ryann: *insert white girl voice* Coffee!
Let's get out of here. Coffee sounds awesome right now. And it'll be on me. *looks into another vent thing* Sh! This is the living room. Everyone is talking to Phone and they're waiting for us to tell them that we kissed. Stay quiet.
Daku: Got it.
*crawls until finds a wall* *looks up and sees another vent at the top* That's where we need to go. Mind if I go on your shoulders again? I know I'm a heavy as hell but this'll the last time.
Daku: First of all, I don't mind. Second of all, you're not heavy. Which is a compliment.
Thanks. *gets on Daku's shoulders, gets in vent after unscrewing the screws and helps Daku up* The office.
Daku: I'll open the window. Just sit there and look pretty or something.
*blushes* (in head) Is he calling me pretty?
Daku: *struggles opening window*
Step aside. *opens the window easily*
Daku: *blushes* That works too... *crawls out after Ryann*
Follow me. I know where the nearest coffee shop is.
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Daku: Thanks for taking me there. I owe you.
You owe me two favors. I opened the window AND payed for your coffee. Do me two things, then we're even.
Daku: Do you have anything in mind?
Two dares.
Daku: B-But-
And you have to do them. This is a test to see if you will actually do it. I dare you to kiss me.
Daku: But what happened to-
It's only to see if you'll actually do my dares.
Daku: *kisses passionately out of nowhere*
*shook* *starts to give in*
Hello, dirty Muggle. I see you have kissed Daku so you may go on with life.
F*** you!
Daku: I just that I never got to do the outro solo. Don't forget too comment da-
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