Bonus Rap Battle!

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Midori: Hehe... Epic Rap Battles of Akedemi! Ryann Mahalo (not her real last name but she doesn't want to reveal her last name because she's already embarrassed with her first name) vs. Phone! Begin!

Ryann:

Crap! No one said I was going to do this!
I honestly would rather trade this rap for a kiss.

This is legitimate bull shit.
Midori, stop Snapchatting and stay out of it.

Last time I checked,
You're gonna get wrecked.

Phone:

I won't get wrecked, no matter what you do.
I won't be giving you a chance of winning too.

You won't stand a chance.
I hated you at first glance.

Why are you still trying?
It's probably because you want to go home crying.

Ryann:

First of all, this is my home.
And I least I don't live here alone.

I hate you too,
You ain't my boo.

I only use you, Phone,
To watch Under the Dome.

Phone:

You use me for more than that.
You watch many things, along with Mae hitting something with a bat.

And you watch a gamer.
Jay from the Kubz Scouts makes you seem even lamer.

Look, it's the end.
And yet, you still don't have any friends.

Midori: That's it... You don't need me anymore. I'm only here for your rap battles... Well... See you later, I guess...

Kokuma: Poor Midori.

Chojo: Welp, comment questions and dares.

Everyone: Baiiii!

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