~Ask the Occult Club~

Epic Rap Battles of the Occult Club and the Martial Arts Club! Pt. 2

Midori: We're back and next up is Mina and Chojo. This should be strange since they don't have much to fight about. Oka and Budo were fighting over which club was better, Ayano was saying something about doing a better job of vice president than Shin, and Juku and Daku were fighting over Mina.

Chojo: That's where you're wrong, Midori. She hurt my best friend.

Mina: Well crap...

Midori: Begin!

Mina:

Look, I'm sorry that I hurt your best friend.
But honestly, I didn't like him as a boyfriend.

Honestly, after his little rap,
I didn't think he really gave a crap.

I don't really care about this rap battle.
So go ahead and make this rap into a herd of cattle.

Chojo:

How can you be so cool about this subject?
I honestly feel like throwing you with some object.

You hurt my best friend Daku
All for some dude named Juku.

And you think that it's okay?
Just please, get out of my way.

Mina:

Look, Daku was cool and all
But I don't go for those who are tall.

Jeez, I wish I was aro.
I could just play it low.

But, sadly I'm not.
I think I'll sit here and rot.

Chojo:

Yeah, you go ahead and do that.
Then you'll be like a rat.

While you're at it, turn so I can see your back.
I see your face, and I'll go- ack!

Daku, I mean- Fine, I'll go.
I totally won this rap battle though.

Midori: That's not for you to decide, Chojo. Next up: Kokuma and Shima! Begin!

Kokuma:

Really, Ryann, you're making me rap against my girlfriend?
This obviously proves that you don't have any friends.

Shima, I love you.
If I offend you, punch me like a kangaroo.

I don't wanna lose my pumpkin head.
If I do, I'd rather be dead.

Shima:

But, you would never hurt me.
You're too nice for being a meanie.

Not to mention, you're never ever petty.
And you're so pretty.

How could I ever be mad at someone like you?
Unless maybe if they're someone like Shin Higaku.

Supana: Pfft. Burn.

Shin: Oh, whatever.

Kokuma:

I couldn't agree any more.
Sometimes, he just makes me want to roar.

You know what I mean, right?
Not to mention, his pants are kinda tight.

Supana: Another burn.

Shin: Kokuma!

Kokuma:

Now, my love,
You are prettier than the stars above.

Supana: *pretends to throw up*

Shima:

Aww! That's so sweet of you!
Honestly, when you're thinking, I don't have a clue.

I think of you, you think of me.
We're in a pod but we're two peas, not three.

We should on a date sometime.
And by the way, I'm surprised that I know how to rhyme.

Midori: This honestly wasn't a very versus thing. But, uhm... You decide who won... I guess. Last but not least, Supana vs. Sho! Begin!

Supana:

The last thing I need in life is to fight against someone I love.
I love him so much, I can imagine a love letter from a dove.

I can't imagine fighting you,
Not when I know what you can do.

I'm clumsy, you're not.
Compared to you, I look like a clot.

Sho:

Supana, you say those negative things about yourself,
You'll be even more insecure than I am of myself.

You're beautiful and smart.
You're really good at art.

You may be clumsy but that's what makes you so unique.
When I see your face, it makes me wanna squeak.

Supana:

I make you wanna squeak in a bad way?
Or is it in a good way that you'd say?

Kokuma, Shin, and Ayano hate me.
It would be nice to just run around with glee.

Akedemi would be better if I weren't here.
Now if you excuse me, let me chop off my ear.

Sho:

Supana, you're more perfect than you give yourself credit for.
Makes me want to kiss you even more.

Please don't roast.
It's worst if you boast.

Isn't it enough that I love you?
I guess that I won't do...

Midori: Well, alright then (guess where that's from and I'll love you forever). Vote for this chapter if you wanna see the bonus rap battle! Which will remain a secret unless you guys wanna see it! Comment down below what you wish. Baiiii!