~Ask the Occult Club~

Epic Rap Battles of the Occult Club and the Martial Arts Club! Pt. 1

Screw the intro let's get right to it. By the way, thank you @thatstormygurl1 for saving Kokuma. She owes you her life.

Midori: Epic Rap Battles of Akedemi! Budo Masuta vs. Oka Ruto! Begin!

Budo:

Oh, look! It's the freak of the school.
Just wanted to let you know that your club makes me drool.

I'm sorry I have to offend you, little girl
But before you make me hurl,

Your little friend is in my club now
So she has to follow my- ow!

Oka:

I'm sorry, did I kick you?
I totally didn't mean to.

And just so you know
That little friend of mine has a name, that's Ayano.

She's only in your club for this chapter.
Then she's joining my club right after.

Budo:

What? No, it can't be!
She's still a newbie!

I still need to teach her the kicks and the punches
I need her for the tournament where there's teams; bunches and bunches.

Ayano, is this true?
I really trusted you...

Oka:

Don't bring Ayano into this.
It's as bad as it is.

So what, she's quitting your club?
Last time I checked they were filled with bubs.

If you couldn't already tell,
You'll be going to hell.

Midori: Who won!? You decide! Who's next!? That's sadly not for you to decide. Ayano Aishi vs. Shin Higaku! Begin!

Ayano:

Oh, yay me. I get to rap against Mr. Grumpy.
Next thing you know, I'll be rapping with Mrs. Lumpy.

You get so icky it shows you got some attitude.
I show my thanks to Info-chan, that's how I show my gratitude.

You're the second leader of the Occult Club and think you're the shit?
If I were second leader, I would make it fucking lit.

Shin:

It's the start of the rap battle
Yet, you wanna make the ground rattle.

You keep talking your bull crap,
I'll definitely win this rap.

I'm ready to take you on with all my might.
So if you don't mind, give me a chance, alright?

Ayano:

Are you crazy?
Are you really that lazy?

I'm not letting you win.
Although, this is the best you've ever been.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to go.
I don't want Mr. Grumpy to blow.

Shin:

Ayano, I don't know who'll win after this.
And honestly, I don't really give two shits.

If you want to be vice president, then go ahead.
But once you do, I swear you'll be dead.

I'm pretty sure this rap battle's done.
Which means that I should go too, hun.

Midori: Who won? Shoot... You decide. I believe Juku and Daku is next. Damn, this should be interesting.

Juku:

Heya, buddy.
You're looking kinda cruddy.

Damn, this is gonna be awkward,
But I'm glad you're moving forward.

Your new girlfriend really is a treat.
Her hair is nice and her clothes are really neat.

Daku:

First of all, Juku, she's not my girlfriend.
She's simply just my friend.

*snort* Friendzoned.

Shut up.

Daku:

Second of all, stop playing this like we're cool.
We all know that you know don't rule.

You stole Mina from me.
Now you'll be begging for mercy.

Juku:

Look, man, I'm sorry.
But you don't have to worry.

Mina's safe with me.
It's most likely because I know karate.

It's not like she was safe with you.
You didn't know any self defense too.

Daku:

You seriously don't think she's capable of protecting  her herself?
Damn, I bet you just want her to see your strong self.

C'mon, dude, no girl likes that in a guy.
If you don't mind, I need to say bye.

Oh, wait, before I leave,
Gotta say, you might look good in a weave.

Midori: A weave? Did you say that because it was the first thing that came in your mind?

Daku: Pretty much.

Midori: Stay tuned! We'll be back with Part 2 soon! Baiiii!