Jakob: *vlogging Ethan* Ethan how are you feeling
Ethan: fucking scared
Chris: okay okay no swearing when we're recording
*after the dentist*
Jakob: *vlogging again* okay Ethan is done and me and Chris are ready to laugh our asses off
Chris: what did I say about swearing
Jakob: meh *walks into the room with Chris*
Chris: hiiii Ethan how are you feeling
Ethan: she took my tongue
Jakob: who did?
Ethan: she took my fucking tongue
Doctor: *walks in* okay he's ready to go home and might wanna help him walk
Ethan: I appreciate you for not killing me
Also Ethan: you're my favourite human being
Doctor: oh you're welcome
Chris: *drags his finger down his face* cri
Ethan: *goz falls out* MY TONGUE
*half an hour later*
Ethan: IM A MAN *takes his shirt off*
Jakob: okay okay don't need to do that *helping him walk*
Ethan: FREE THE TITTIES
Chris: um
Ethan: *tries to take Jakob's shirt off*
Jakob: okay no *opens the car door*
Ethan: *flops in*
Chris: I'm worrying about you
Ethan: what everyone always throw me like I'm a piece of sh-
*hour later*
Ethan: I GOT A GRILFRIEND AND I WANT IT TO BE CHRIS SOMEHOW SOMEHOW
Jakob: that's not how it goes
Ethan: *sticks head out of the window* WOOOOOOOO *loses his goz*
Jakob: etHAN NO *pulls him back in and closes the window*
Ethan: *realises* MY TONGUE
*five minutes later*
Ethan: bye bye tongue I don't need you anymore
Jakob: *pulls out his phone to take a selfie with him* Ethan smile
Ethan: *smiles really weird*
Jakob: *takes it*
Ethan: TAKE ANOTHER ONE I LOOK BAD IN IT
Jakob: *jumps and hits his head off of the ceiling* OW
Ethan: I'm a savage
Chris: no you're not
Ethan: IM A SAVAGE
Chris: lord help us
*at Chris' house*
Ethan: *sees Sammi* omg it's a wig there
Chris: no that's Sammi
Ethan: ITS A WIG
Ingrid: the hell is going on here
Ethan: ingridddddd *goes over to her and hugs her* I miss you
Ingrid: um I miss you too? *confused*
Jakob: he got his wisdom teeth removed
Ingrid: ohh
Ethan: she took my tongue
Ingrid: aw that sucks anyway I gotta go to work bye boys *leaves*
Chris: mum nooooo
Ethan: FREE DA TITTIES *takes his shirt off again*
