*at Target*
Me: *walks in with a friend* let's get the goOD shIT
*five minutes later*
Me: *lost friend* yo- oh you're gone *gets idea and looks around the aisle*
Me: I wish I could wake up with *dramatically falls*
Me: JAKOB DELGADO
Friend: *walks in aisle* found her... why are we friends again?
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