DISCLAIMER
For the laughs again I truly do love Chris' cat- I mean Chris
Roast
Hi my names Christopher and I do photograph for shit
Sammi hates me because I post "too" much videos of her on snapchat
I'm a very lonely child
I actually know how to use grammar properly unlike Jakob
I have a McDonald's hair
Psh I taught myself how to play the guitar
Actually my dad taught me
Lara is my only friend that would go hiking with me to take photos with me
Ethan secretly hates me because I never liked his puns
Idk what else to roast him
Someone pls help
This kid is hard
(Pls comment roasting him for a better version of this in the future)
