DISCLAIMER
Just for the lols I swear
I do love Sammi' owner
Roast
His names Christopher and he does photography for shit
Sammi hates him because he posts too much videos of her on snapchat
He actually knows how to use grammar unlike Jakob
(Sorry @/Jakob)
He has McDonald's hair
He thinks he can dance but he's actually shit
Ethan and Chris are actually in love, but he doesn't tell the fans
He goes to the gym, but he eats pizza instantly after he's done at the gym
He legit did sound like a six grader saying that he's "awesome" when he's really not
He thinks it's okay to delete his Q&A but really it wasn't okay
Also it took him 479274846 years to make his bed since he's real bad at making it
