I'm no fucking vegetarian but I can safely say that vegetarian meat is just so fucking dumb and stupid. What the hell is vegetarian meat anyways? Sounds like an oxymoron. If you do not have vegetarian meat in your area let me explain. Vegetarian meat or VM for short is just soy or gluten that's shaped into meat for vegetarians to enjoy and pretend that they have eaten some meat. This just boggles my fucking mind.
Why do you want to eat vegetarian stuff modelled into meat? You might as well eat gluten or tofu just like that. I have personally tasted vegetarian meat and in my opinion it tastes fucking awful. Though the only VM I have admitted to enjoy is the roast pork (char siu). I know people want alternatives in presentation when it comes to vegetarian dishes but this is just so fucking pathetic. I mean we have so much vegetarian meat here. Mock duck, mock chicken, mock fish (I think there's a mock fish). I even research upon something called "meatless meatballs" (like...what the fuck is that shit???).
If you want to consume meat...eat the real thing for god's sakes. Don't just pretend to eat something that looks like meat and say you have done it, fucking liars!
I have no problems with eating vegetables; in fact I love my leafy greens. I can eat my leafy greens for months alone...if it's fried in pig fat....
Although time will move on and people will make better tasting VMs overtime but in my opinion, vegetarian meat is just something that doesn't and will never make any fucking sense to me.
Yup sorry if my rant didn't make any sense..It's just something for a mutual understanding and I do not want any vegetarians arguing with me about stuff that's vegetarian related..
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