Misunderstanding

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Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 

Man: "Yes!"

 Reporter: "Name?" 

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 

Reporter: "Sex?" 

Man: "Three to five times a week."

 Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

 Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

 Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

 Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

 Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

 Reporter: "Oh dear!"

 Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." 

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