One day Andy was sitting in the living room of station 51 explaining to us how he almost pooped his paints. He said he was out with his son playing soccer and as he was leaving he had to poop. As he jumped out of the car and took off running to the portapot, he said his sphincter muscles had failed and all that was holding in the poop was his ass checks, as soon as he got into the potty he shit all over the back of the toilet. Lacey causally suggested that he should probably stop drinking sodas at the soccer events instead having water. He said it was too bad and he was going to continue to drink soda even if it made him sick.
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Confessions of a Overworked EMT
HumorI've decided to compile a collection of humorous stories and experiences I've had working as a Firefighter/Advanced EMT at Athens County EMS, Hocking Township Fire Department, and Ward Township volunteer Fire Department. I'll be continually adding...
