Oh No...

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"Shiga-kun?" He doesn't even look down at me.

I see a single tear roll down his face.

"Eem-kun..."

Suddenly Eem-kun and Andrew-senpai stop making out, and Eem-kun turns to look at me and Shiga. Andrew-senpai takes one look at me and Shiga and then immediately covers his face.

"オハイオ州のたわごとその志賀くん!!"

I gasp, Eem-kun only speaks in Japanese when he's suprized, flustered, or just feels like it!!!?!1! Shiga-kun's eyes suddenly flare in anger! Does he speak Japanese too...? :0

"Don't you DARE call me 'kun' after doing this!!" He starts full on crying, "b-baka...." He wipes his tears.

"Lmao, 申し訳ありません." He used that word that Andrew-senpai used before!! >:0

"You're even talking like that....that...man ho!!!!" Shig-kun falls to his knes and starst bawling into his hands. "I thought you were teh one..."

"私は人間じゃないと思う。私は大きなペニスを持つみんな好きです."

":("

"あなたは文字通りコロンを左括弧といいましたか?あなたは文字通り私に眉をひそめることができ、私は理解していたでしょう。これは私がこの男ではなく、あなたと一緒に作り出している理由です。"

"S-shut up!! I hate you!!! BAKA!!!!!"

Shiga-kun runs away. I walk over to Eem-kun and Andrew-snepai. I look at them smugly.

"So...you 2 are a thing now??" Eem-kun looks doen blsuhsin, still holding onto AndrewAsenpai.

"Ne, Y-yeah...i guess so." Andrew-senpai looks confused.

"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac were you saying."

Eem kun bluses more and looks away.

"N-nothing...."

I get a sweet droop on my face like they do in anime.

The 3 of us stand there in silence before Andrew-senpai speaks up

"...wellllll i'm gonna go home now. See you tomorrow, Emory-san." He winks and does finger guns at Eem-kun.

Eem-kun gets a nose bled and falls down.

I get another sweat drup.

Andrew-senpai laughs and starts to walk away. I grumble as I pick up Eem-kin with one arm and sling him over my sholder.

Fricken baka.

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When I wake up the next morning, Eem-kun is already up, making breakfast. I snort when I see him wearing my pink bunny Apron.

"Good morning Eem-kun." I smile. He turns around suprized before blushing and looking back at the stove.

"Good morning CD-chan." I get a smug look on my face.

"We should leave early if you wanna see your boyfriend before school starts." His face flushes and he turns around angrily.

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