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"I..." Meada looks up at me hopefully.

"I like you as a friend."

Maeda smiles sadly and snaps his fingers.

"Friendzoned again." He whispers before coughing up blood all over me and then finally dying.

"Ew." I stnad up and wipe blood off of me. I then run from the schol bcux if th boys find out Maeda died because of me Theyll kill me!!! Sakuy-kun sees me run by and follows me.

"CD-chan! Ehats going on!?!?" I wipe my bloody hands on his white shirt

"Shiga tried to kill me but Maeda jumped infront of me at the last second."

"...oh my."

"Yea."

Eem-kun sees us and joins us.

"Shiga?"

"Shiga."

We run in silence the rest of the way 2 ma house.

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The three of us sit under my Kotatus, drinking tea and eating pocky uwu. I'm ANDRY!!! Why fid Maeda do that??? Eem speaks up (no honorifics cause im ANGRY!!!!)

"Well jeez this is bad. Everyone is gonna think that u killef maeda." I stare at Eem angrily.

"Well duh." Sakuya-kun smiles warily and scoots closer to me under the Kotatsu

"M-maybe u should calm down? Im sre we can talk this out." He holds my hand. My hair flies up like it does in anime when a character gets flustered >w<

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sakuya then stands up and runs out of cds house and takes cd chan to a sakura tree. Eem kun follows for some resson.
"Cd chan, i wannaa fuck yoh."

"Omg Sakuya kun, i want you to fuck me too!! >w<"

They then have smexy sex while Eem kun watches in gay horror. He runs away to find Andrew to have gay sex with.

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"Eem kun...im not gay."

"Ne, NANAI????" Andrew kun then somehow turns into a plane and flies back to America. Eem kin cries and then commits sudoku. Its p sad.

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"Welp."
"Welp indeed."
"Maeda is dead."
"Dang."
"Wants sum fuk?"

Then all the boys who liked maeda fucked eachother until they all died. It was like the final scene of the last episode of Boku no Pico up in this bitch. Nasty.

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Yuu, with no more older boys to like, finally accepts Dobby's (who IS another 2nd grader, STOP ASKING!!! Pedophilia is gross!!) love, and they have 6 beautiful babies, all named Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Chromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu, and Ghey. uwu

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Yeah thats it u can go home now i hope u all enjoyed it was good while it lasted

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