Random quotes ;)

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I'm really bored and also lazy to look for some smut on Tumblr so I'm just gonna copy and paste my notes LMFAO ENJOY




"You're not slick, wrap your dick"

you know what else you can do with your pinky... well, fist at that if we're getting kinky... (;"

I can't believe how great this photo is my crops are flourishing and my skin is clear the worlds order is restored I have 20/20 vision my grades are up I'm sleeping soundly at night and I am sh00k

"big nosed white ass clown pop that ring like you pop her pussy"

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A face like yours
Belongs in a zoo
Dont worry ill be there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you

"get paid get laid drink Gatorade "

"i'm low on gas and i like ur ass...im sorry i'll find my way to the door now"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ـْـِـِـِـْ) He's a highlighter now...

"¯\_()_/¯"

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up

I hope you choke on your hoes vagina flaps goodbye.

You're like homework, I wanna slam u on my desk and do u all night long.

*clears threat* is that a mirror in ur pocket? Bc I see myself in ur pants ;--))

"This bish always thinking out loud like she's Ed Sheeran"

"it's a wedding not the play boy mansion niqqa"

"What do u meme?
WOAHA. When meek mill is in a dress and you don't
want to goo.
What do you meemme? When pepe is depressed.
My question is WHAT ARE THOOOSEE?
What do you mean?
WOAHA. What do you mean?
Did you get it from a vine?
What do you mean?
Woaosoaoahah.  What do you mean?
I'm afraid to go online.

Think I got a crush on Sarah Pauline.

But that's none of my BUISNESS"

Oh I will gladly go suck dick, Denice,which is more than you say, considering the fact that the only way you could get laid is if you crawled up a chickens ass.

"he was lying that he was lying but how do you know he wasn't lying about that too"

"You lied more than you replied"

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LMFAO WHOOOPSPSSSSSSSSSS

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