Those Random Thoughts

R.I.P Sheila

So due to NOT so recent events I might have to say good bye to my lord and savior...
Laptop-san
But before I explain the series of stupidity that lead to that... I shall tell you about her

My beautiful Laptop also named Sheila(and yes she had a name) consisted of stars and awesome memes like dickbutt and dogo faces on her back.

So it all started when I was walking out my room.
I was carrying it and my shoe just happened to be there

I SWEAR it was like slow motion...
I tripped being stupid clumsy me and wrapped my arms around Sheila as I turned and landed on my back.
At first I was relieved until I saw this black rounded chip that covers the hinges used to close the computer
Literally died inside

NEXT occurrence and I won't lie it was entirely my fault, I was on the bed.
Alright so I was typing away, listening to music when I fell asleep on her...
Woke up to find the poor thing upside down wide open and the side that lost half the round chip was completely off.
The words spoken after what I saw consisted of
One "SHHEEEIILLLLA!! I'M SO SOORRY!"
Several "Shut UP"s
and
One "I will Kill you I swear"

From there everything went down hill
I'd trip on her, step her keys on accident, and Once I was stupid enough to spill a bottle of milk (don't ask)

And now we reach the most recent event
Last Friday...

Okay so I was half asleep so I was out of it and my alarm was killing me so what I WANTED to do was take the laptop and it turn off.
What REALLY happened was I basically strangled her and Shelia's whole screen fell off and these tiny wires were barely keeping her head on ha...haha...

So I need a new one and In honor of that I'm naming my next lady Glados....

Sorry Sheila, Ι donked you up real bad and you shall forever live in my heart...!
~Rest in Pieces~
=ω=;;