Apple waited in suspense as Draco got into position. He pointed his toes, then gazed lovingingly over to Apple and gave him a sly wink. He stretched his legs, pouncing into the air with such grace and beauty Apple was outstanded. Draco tucked to the floor and started to roll around, glee etched upon his face, the boys lips drawn into a large grin.
"No one can stop my love for you Apple! Not even Harry! Or that Hermione Granger. She's too ugly to stop me anyway. She's a 9.5 at a push!"
Draco rolled over to Apple, grasping him and prancing into the air. He held his lover above his head, and pirouetted with ease.
"Together, my Apple, we shall go to PIGFARTS! Yes, yes, it may take a long time- as we do need a rocketship, but I believe we can get there. Get away from Potter and his annoying gourgessness, we can ride on Rumbleroar's back!"
Apple chanted in agreement, thrilled with the idea. He had never heard of Pigfarts, but he wanted to go so badly for Draco's sake.
He was worried about his affections for Harry and Hermione, but Apple put it to the back of his mind. They were mere humans- He was sure Draco was Food-sexual.
And he didn't have to worry about Ron. He was in a serious relationship with his chicken, Chick-atthew.
The Apple gazed up to Draco. He trusted the boy to keep him safe.
Draco beamed back down at Apple. He laid down by the waters edge and placed the fruit beside him. The boy pointed a pale finger in a far off direction and smiled softly.
"Apple?" He spoke kindly.
"Do you think they will have diapers on Mars? They must do mustn't they? All respectable wizards wear them."
Apple nodded happily. ALL respectable wizards did.
what is this i cant tell whether it's beautiful, a monstrosity or both
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draco's dilemma (drapple)
Fiksi PenggemarD♡A - i'm not sure what was running through my head when I was writing this
