April 1st

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Dear Diary,

 A couple years ago I told Keefe about April Fools, and he's all his friends every year since, me included. 

So I've calmed down now. I'll tell you now.

He somehow replaced all the water in my dorm with a sticky, sappy juice. My fingers are sticking to this pen as I write. He replaced Biana's eyeshadow with glittery dry alicorn poop. He switched Linh's bottles of Youth with Iggy pee. He gave let out blood-curdling screams in the room he and Fitz shared, while Fitz was asleep at night. He's lucky the dorms are sound-proof. He snuck into Dex's room and released gulon gas and Iggy burps. And of course he painted Tam and Dex's shared dorm hot pink. You get the idea. I suppose this is his favorite day. 

~Sophie

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