[11:46am]
[kookie has added sin, mom, gucci, no, yes and strong power thank you to the chat]
[kookie has named the chat pOTTER]
sin: jeongguk why
kookie: i made this chat for one reason
kookie: and that is to fite namjoon
strong power thank you: wHAT DID I DO
kookie: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF YOUR DESK AND THE TEACHER LAUGHED AT ME
strong power thank you: WHY WERE YOU ON MY DESK IN THE FIRST PLACE
no: kinky
yes: yoongi please
kookie: ;;;;;;;)))))))
kookie: anyway
kookie: namjoon's a dick
mom: LANGUAGE
gucci: no namjoon likes dick
kookie: okay that too
mom: I HAVE FAILED AS A MOTHER
strong power thank you: JIN YOURE A GUY AND YOU DONT HAVE KIDS
mom: I AM STILL A MOTHER
no: why is everyone yelling
sin: *hoseok screaming in the distance*
kookie: ho(e)seok
yes: basically
[kookie has changed the chat name to fite me namjoon]
sin: this is not what was intended when this chat was made
kookie: actually technically it was
strong power thank you: i have a meeting at six
no: namjoon (1) it's 12pm, (2) i'm older than you and i don't have a job let alone an office job w meetings and (3) you're sitting in front of me and the only movement you've made in the last ten minutes is to type in this chat
strong power thank you: ,,,,,,,,
strong power thank you: i have a meeting at six
sin: taehyung put your phone on silent i can hear it from the other side of the room
gucci: my mum's calling hang on
gucci: she thinks i'm in a cult
mom: but you're not ???
yes: he is not-so-secretly-gay though
gucci: how dare ????
no: taehyung during lunch you got up and climbed on one of the tables and yelled "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL" and everyone cheered
gucci: it's still a secret tho
kookie: no
yes: JEONGGUK WHAT THE FUCK
mom: L A N G U A G E
sin: WHAT HAPPENED WHAT
yes: JEONGGUK JUST FUCKING DECKED NAMJOON IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND IT LOOKS REALLY GAY
no: hoseok you're really gay
yes: ik but still iT LOOKED VERY GAY
kookie: i am very gay
gucci: jeongguk you're bi
kookie: shut
sin: none of this changes the fact that jEONGGUK JUST DECKED NAMJOON IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
sin: DID ANYONE FILM IT
yes: i think bambam did
sin: get him to send me it
yes: okay
strong power thank you: jimin next time i see you i'm gonna kill you
sin: gotta blast
no: yeah you should probably run
gucci: YOONGI WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT HE JUST ACTUALLY GOT UP AND RAN OUT OF CLASS
no: I DIDNT THINK HE ACTUALLY WOULD
sin: g o t t a g o f a s t
gucci: he go nyoom nyoom nugget
[no has removed gucci from the chat]
[yes has added gucci to the chat]
gucci: hecc
no: hoseok i thought you loved me
yes: i do love you
no: i love you too
sin: awwwwwwwww
no: jimin i'll fucking beat your ass next period if i have to
gucci: kinky
[no has removed gucci from the chat]
[kookie has added gucci to the chat]
gucci: yoongi i thought you loved me
no: taehyung just go to your boyfriends
sin: save us
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meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]
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