meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]

you egg

[8:22am]

no: people forget things

yes: what

no: like i forget to give two shits

yes: what

gucci: which class are you even in

no: math

hansol chwe: of course

[9:34am]

jesus: hansol just started animating that guy with the eyebrows from the maze runner's eyebrows detaching from his face, attaching to his back and making him fly away

gucci: why

hansol chwe: i felt like it

hansol chwe: "ict is wildt" -kim mingyu 2017

no: which classroom are you in?

hansol chwe: ICT04 why

no: brb

hansol chwe: what

yes: yOONGI GET BACK IN YOUR CHAIR

strong power thank you: HE JUST LEFT THE CLASS

yes: OUR TEACHER IS YELLING AT HIM BUT HE ISN'T LISTENING

sin: o h m y g o d

jesus: HES IN OUR CLASSROOM WHAT

jesus: HE DECKED HANSOL AND MINGHAO STARTED CHEERING IM

jesus: OUR TEACHER STARTED CLAPPING AND HE BOWED AND LEFT THE ROOM

jesus: EVERYONE STARTED APPLAUDING INCLUDING HANSOL

hansol chwe: i deserved it

[11:42am]

yes: they're having two dollar hot chocolate at the canteen

no: what a ripoff

hansol chwe: yeah it's monday first break

yes: wait hasn't that already been

hansol chwe: its next monday you egg

strong power thank you: well that's an insult i've never heard

no: you've clearly never seen the tøp fandom then

[12:21pm]

strong power thank you: our teacher just told taehyung to "remove the pen from his head"

gucci: stop exposing me like this

jesus: speaking of which hansol give me back my pen

hansol chwe: i'll trade you the pen for my friendship

jesus: that doesn't make sense we're dating

hansol chwe: yeah but i'll also give you my friendship

jesus: didn't i already have your friendship

hansol chwe: no

no: wait what is going on

jesus: hansol stole my pen

hansol chwe: no i didn't i'm giving you my friendship in exchange for your pen

yes: wait aren't you guys sitting next to each other

jesus: how did you know that

no: he's in your class

jesus: o

hansol chwe: and no actually we're sitting across from each other

yes: you can still talk ?????

jesus: mingyu is talking about doggos and he's v happy and v cute and we don't want to interrupt

hansol chwe: and at the other end of the table is absolute hell

[12:53pm]

yes: i have learned that yoongi becomes over-excited in the presence of kinder surprise eggs

no: fuck off there are stickers

kookie: awwww

no: hey jeongguk

kookie: what

no: shut the fuck up

kookie: okay

[1:34pm]

gucci: okay so

gucci: serious question

jesus: what

kookie: how many nuggets acting as a pile of cushions would it take for two four year olds to fall down a hole that you can't see the bottom of to not die when they fall on the nuggets

mom: what are you guys talking about

gucci: it doesn't matter, but would it take a small-ish pile of nuggets or infinite nuggets or what

jesus: ask hansol he'll probably know

hansol chwe: yeah prolly

hansol chwe: at least two

gucci: okay i'll ask nayeon she'll have an actual answer

hansol chwe: ummmmm at least two is an actual answer exc00z u