meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]

i would like to speak to my lawyer

[10:17am]

sin: guys

sin: guyS

sin: guYS

sin: gUYS

sin: GUYS

no: what

sin: hey

no: jimin i'm only sitting two seats away from you be careful

yes: yoongi don't attack jimin

no: why not

yes: because

no: okay

sin: anYWAY i have to say a thing

no: what is it

sin: jeongguk is being v cute rn and i'm dying someone help

kookie: shut the fuck up jimin i'll slap you

yes: what's he doing ???

sin: he got the one motorbike toy in a kinder surprise egg that he didn't already have and he's putting it together and he's so happy he's v cute i love

gucci: w0w what about me

sin: you're cute too

gucci: okay

strong power thank you: seokjin says please send pics

sin: okay i'm on it

sin: also why can't seokjin tell me himself

yes: our teacher took his phone

sin: oh okay

[1:33pm]

yes: the best thing just happened

no: what

yes: so you know that guy

no: which one there are many guy

yes: that one who always walks around saying he's gay and slapping his friends' asses

no: oh chwe hansol

yes: yeah that one

yes: anyway so he was trying to get bambam's attention so he kept saying his name but bambam wasnt turning around but then hansol said "gunter" and he turned around and now our teacher is dying laughing

no: that was a rollercoaster wow

[2:32pm]

strong power thank you: yoongi just fell out of his chair what

yes: is he okay ??????

mom™: awwwww

no: stfu

yes: yoongi what did you do

no: someone just started playing twenty one pilots

strong power thank you: he actually screamed

sin: i'm so glad i filmed that

no: jimin i'm actually going to kill you

yes: yoongi stop killing everyone we need friends

no: never

strong power thank you: stop telling yoongi these things for your own safety

gucci: but it's funny

kookie: gotta blast

[3:11pm]

kookie: YOONGI JUST SCREAMED IM DED™

sin: what

yes: it was so funny omg

no: FUCK OFF HOSEOK THIS WAS YOUR FAULT

mom™: what happened

gucci: everything was silent in class and then hoseok's phone starts ringing and it's fucking circus by britney spears

yes: and then yoongi screamed

no: I AM EASILY STARTLED

sin: i guess yoongles couldn't handle britney, bitch

no: JIMBLES I WILL ACTUALLY FIGHT YOU

sin: please don't i am soft™

kookie: jIMBLES