meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]

fiNALLY

[9:12am]

kookie: GUYS HELP

sin: what the fuck jeongguk it's too early

kookie: DONT BLAME ME OKAY YOONGI JUST ATTACKED ME WITH HIS EMOTIONS

no: SHUT UP I AM EMOTIONLESS

strong power thank you: yoongi you cried because a dog licked your hand and you "felt loved"

no: NAMJOON I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT NEVER HAPPENED

*gay for josh dun: oh my god

[*gay for josh dun has changed their name to #drama]

jesus: hansol i love you but no

#drama: i love you too

kookie: ANYWAY IM STILL BEING ATTACKED SEND HELP

gucci: uhhhhh what why is yoongi finally showing emotions

no: IM NOT FOR THE RECORD

mom™: can everyone just chill out for a second it's early

jesus: i second that

mom™: why must there always be drama????

itz ya boy troye: because if there wasn't the plot wouldn't be interesting or compelling

yes: why does he keep doing that

no: anyway i hAVE NO EMOTIONS

strong power thank you: yoongi don't make me expose you to this chat

no: i have emotions because emotions are what make us human

strong power thank you: i think that's better ???

kookie: guys i'm still under attack

mom™: where even are you guys

kookie: we're in class

mom™: how is your teacher letting you get away with this shit????

no: we have a substitute

mom™: o

[10:32am]

gucci: hey guys

sin: waddup

gucci: is anyone ever gonna tell me the thing

sin: what thing

gucci: the thing with yoongi ???

sin: oh that thing

sin: probably not

[11:13am]

#drama: guys

mom™: yeah

#drama: junhui is adorable

#drama: that is all

jesus: yes

mom™: what's he doing ???

#drama: just living, breathing, existing

mom™: oh okay

jesus: i love him

#drama: same

#drama: SHIT HE SAW THE CHAT

#drama: he says he loves you too josh

jesus: :)))))

[12:21pm]

[private chat with strong power thank you and no]

strong power thank you: y o o n g i

no: what

strong power thank you: i thought you were gonna talk to him ???

no: actually i only said i would consider it

strong power thank you: you've been so distant from him

strong power thank you: he asked me why and i had to lie and say you were just stressed, so now he's worried about you

no: tell him i'm fine then

strong power thank you: yoongi please

no: i can't

strong power thank you: why not

no: because whenever i try my body won't let me. my head is screaming at him that i love him but i can't say anything

strong power thank you: oh

strong power thank you: just

strong power thank you: just try talking to him alone or something

no: ...

no: i'll give it a shot i guess

strong power thank you: fucking finally

no: shut up

[1:03pm]

[private chat with gucci and no]

no: hey taehyung

gucci: yeah

no: can i talk to you later?

gucci: okay. when?

no: lunch ??? it's not like you'd skip class

gucci: what if i did skip class

no: then i'd say meet me near the library

gucci: i'll be right there

[1:53pm]

yes: guys has anyone seen yoongi and taehyung

strong power thank you: FUCKING FINALLY OH MY GOD

yes: what

strong power thank you: you'll see

[2:32pm]

#drama: GUYS

jesus: OH MY GOD

yes: WHAT

#drama: SO JOSHUA AND I ARE AT THE LIBRARY TO RETURN BOOKS AND SHIT AND O H M Y G O D

yes: W H A T

jesus: TAEHYUNG AND YOONGI ARE MAKING OUT BEHIND THE LIBRARY

kookie: FINALLY JESUS CHRIST

yes: took them long enough