meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]

i have a meeting at six

[11:46am]

[kookie has added sin, mom, gucci, no, yes and strong power thank you to the chat]

[kookie has named the chat pOTTER]

sin: jeongguk why

kookie: i made this chat for one reason

kookie: and that is to fite namjoon

strong power thank you: wHAT DID I DO

kookie: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF YOUR DESK AND THE TEACHER LAUGHED AT ME

strong power thank you: WHY WERE YOU ON MY DESK IN THE FIRST PLACE

no: kinky

yes: yoongi please

kookie: ;;;;;;;)))))))

kookie: anyway

kookie: namjoon's a dick

mom: LANGUAGE

gucci: no namjoon likes dick

kookie: okay that too

mom: I HAVE FAILED AS A MOTHER

strong power thank you: JIN YOURE A GUY AND YOU DONT HAVE KIDS

mom: I AM STILL A MOTHER

no: why is everyone yelling

sin: *hoseok screaming in the distance*

kookie: ho(e)seok

yes: basically

[kookie has changed the chat name to fite me namjoon]

sin: this is not what was intended when this chat was made

kookie: actually technically it was

strong power thank you: i have a meeting at six

no: namjoon (1) it's 12pm, (2) i'm older than you and i don't have a job let alone an office job w meetings and (3) you're sitting in front of me and the only movement you've made in the last ten minutes is to type in this chat

strong power thank you: ,,,,,,,,

strong power thank you: i have a meeting at six

sin: taehyung put your phone on silent i can hear it from the other side of the room

gucci: my mum's calling hang on

gucci: she thinks i'm in a cult

mom: but you're not ???

yes: he is not-so-secretly-gay though

gucci: how dare ????

no: taehyung during lunch you got up and climbed on one of the tables and yelled "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL" and everyone cheered

gucci: it's still a secret tho

kookie: no

yes: JEONGGUK WHAT THE FUCK

mom: L A N G U A G E

sin: WHAT HAPPENED WHAT

yes: JEONGGUK JUST FUCKING DECKED NAMJOON IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND IT LOOKS REALLY GAY

no: hoseok you're really gay

yes: ik but still iT LOOKED VERY GAY

kookie: i am very gay

gucci: jeongguk you're bi

kookie: shut

sin: none of this changes the fact that jEONGGUK JUST DECKED NAMJOON IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

sin: DID ANYONE FILM IT

yes: i think bambam did

sin: get him to send me it

yes: okay

strong power thank you: jimin next time i see you i'm gonna kill you

sin: gotta blast

no: yeah you should probably run

gucci: YOONGI WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT HE JUST ACTUALLY GOT UP AND RAN OUT OF CLASS

no: I DIDNT THINK HE ACTUALLY WOULD

sin: g o t t a g o f a s t

gucci: he go nyoom nyoom nugget

[no has removed gucci from the chat]

[yes has added gucci to the chat]

gucci: hecc

no: hoseok i thought you loved me

yes: i do love you

no: i love you too

sin: awwwwwwwww

no: jimin i'll  fucking beat your ass next period if i have to

gucci: kinky

[no has removed gucci from the chat]

[kookie has added gucci to the chat]

gucci: yoongi i thought you loved me

no: taehyung just go to your boyfriends

sin: save us