meme connoisseurs [bts gc au]

yoongi is an imposter

[9:43am]

hansol chwe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no: hansol wtf

yes: you okay fren

[hansol chwe has sent an image of halsey and lauren jauregui hugging bc i'm trash for them both and he is too now]

kookie: das gay

[hansol chwe has changed their name to straight for halsey]

jesus: i feel betrayed

straight for halsey: josh you're literally dating 11 other people

jesus: s t i l l

[10:32am]

strong power thank you: okay you guys don't understand how cute yoongi is around jeongguk oh my god

yes: i agree yes

sin: jeongguk's been so happy so tae and i are happy it's all just h a p p y

no: you guys do realise we're both reading this

mom™: yep

kookie: you also realise that we're all sitting together and could have this conversation out loud

straight for halsey: yeah even josh and i are with you guys rn

strong power thank you: s h u s h

[11:23am]

[straight for halsey has changed their name to gay for josh]

jesus: awwww <3

[gay for josh has changed their name to *gay for josh dun]

jesus: awww :(

gucci: wtf just happened

[*gay for josh dun has sent an image to the chat of josh dun bc he cute]

kookie: oh okay now i see

[12:12pm]

yes: jimin why are you never in this chat

sin: oh i'm in the chat i just /lurk/

kookie: stip

sin: nu

[12:34pm]

*gay for josh dun: so you guys know iggy azalea

jesus: yeah

*gay for josh dun: who names their kid iggy like is it short for igloo or igneous rock

mom™: ,,,,,,,,,,,,

no: nobody tell him

[1:43pm]

jesus: we walked into chemistry and it was really cold so bambam said to turn on the "air con hot" and our teacher fell out of his chair

gucci: oh my god

no: i think he died

sin: jesus christ guys

*gay for josh dun: yes jesus is here

jesus: hansol

*gay for josh dun: yes my precious lovely boyfriend

jesus: i hate you

*gay for josh dun: love you tooooo

[2:44pm]

kookie: gUYS

sin: wHAT

kookie: YOONGI DIDNT KICK ME WHEN I MADE A PUN

sin: W H A T

gucci: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOONGIS OKAY AND NOT AN IMPOSTER

no: GUYS OH MY GOD AM I NOT ALLOWED TO NOT KICK MY BOYFRIEND

gucci: NO NO YOURE NOT

kookie: HEY

no: TAEHYUNG I WILL KICK YOU

mom™: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

jesus: i don't know

[3:17pm]

strong power thank you: guys the best thing just happened

*gay for josh dun: we say that a lot in this chat

strong power thank you: yeah but anyway bambam said something and seokjin started laughing and jihoon called him an anime kookaburra

jesus: OH MY GOD THATS THE BEST THING EVER

strong power thank you: IKR

[2:03am]

gucci: "lefou is the first openly gay disney character" umm exc00z me???? ryan evans didn't dance for this

sin: taehyung it's 2 in the morning wHy are you doing this

gucci: R Y A N I S A H O M O S E X U A L

gucci: and no one can convince me otherwise

*gay for josh dun: tru.