Derpstar woke up again and then went to sleep.
"Hey, Derpstar, Imma steal yo nest," Jaymoon meowed and pushed her out. Derpstar squeaked.
She tried pushing him out. "My den! Not yours!" She squealed. Jaymoon was already asleep in HER NEST.
He did not budge when Derpstar tried to squeeze back in the nest. Finally, she found a comfortable spot and slept with her tail covering her nose.
Jaymoon moved. Derpstar was thrown off the moss and bracken and feathers.
"I command you to get off my nest!" Derpstar squeaked in a high pitched voice.
Jaymoon's tail-tip brushed her ear. She felt warm against him, but then he sneezed on her. "SNEEZE!" He sneezed, which I said three times already.
Now Derpstar was curled up in the corner of the den, shivering.
"Aww, come on, Derpstar," Jaymoon murmured. He left a spot for Derpstar.
Derpstar happily went over, but then she realized Jaymoon left scent markers on her nest.
"This is mine, not yours, Derpstar. Bye bye!" Jaymoon meowed. He went to sleep.
Derpstar killed him with a swift bite to the tail. She ate his body, but picked up his butt and gave it to Hollynose.
She breathed on the scent markers until they were gone.
Then, she got back in her nest and went to sleep until the morning which was 5 seconds away.
1.... Derpstar got in her nest.
2.... Derpstar shifted comfortably.
3.... Derpstar closed her eyes.
4.... Derpstar blinked once.
5.... Derpstar fell asleep.
"Morning, Derpstar!" Derpstar was awake right after she fell asleep. She saw Mommy's ex boyfriend.
"Ergh..." She accidentally groaned. Immastealyourwomantail screamed like a girl when the whole of DerpstarClan killed him.
Mommy descended from StarClan. She gently touched Daddy and he died. "Hello, Immastealyourwomantail," Daddy growled.
"Are you... Coming to get me?" Immastealyourwomantail asked.
"Oh, no!" Daddy said. Immastealyourwomantail smirked. "Oh, okay, bye! I won't see you since you're going to hell!"
Daddy slapped him and he fell to hell. (Hey, that rhymes!)
"You'll pay!!!!!" Immastealyourwomantail hissed as he fell through the ground to hell.
Mommy and Daddy got back together and left with their tails twinned.
"Bye, Mommy and Daddy!" Derpstar called. The looked behind them and kissed her goodbye.
Derpstar went to the fresh kill pile to see that it was empty. "WHAT?! DUSKCLAN GO HUNT RIGHT NOW! SOUPCLAN GO ON BORDER PATROLS AND UNICORNCLAN GO FETCH MORE MOSS, FEATHERS, AND BRACKEN!" She yowled high pitchedly. (That's a word 👍)
DawnClan was the only Clan left "DAWNCLAN CAN GO FETCH HERBS!" Derpstar squeaked.
DawnClan groaned, but went to collect herbs.
Derpstar was the only one left, besides all the prisoners. The warriors were all to weak to move, eat, or escape.
Derpstar lay on her side with one last regretful look at the empty fresh kill pile.
"I'm bbbaaaccckkk!!" \_(?)_/ whispered in Derpstar's ear and took her away....
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Haha! Cliffhanger!
Guess in the comments who \_(?)_/ is. ;)
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DawnClan Rp
RandomIf you are looking for a warriors fanfiction, that is completely stupid and funny, HERE YAH GO! This is also an rp with the unfamous (that's a word) warriors I have created! Enjoy... :)
