Derpstar flipped the table over.
Flamefoot growled. "What table?!? We aren't kittypets. >:(," he meowed.
|I don't know, I'm getting bored on this!|
Flamefoot growled again because it seems like that's the only thing he does.
Hey!
|Well, it does!|
Derpstar licked her pelt. "Tonight is a Gathering, even though it's still only new moon and nobody can see anything," she announced to no one in particular.
"Yeah, we kinda missed the last thousand Gatherings, according to Author-Chan, who did not write them down," someone in the background meowed.
Stop breaking the fourth wall! Derpstar thought.
|Heheee the fourth wall likes it|
"No, I don't," the Fourth Wall cried.
He doesn't like it! Leave it alone!!!! >:( Derpstar quietly told Author-Chan, who again broke the Fourth Wall.
"AHHH that hurts," The Fourth Wall meowed. "And I'm female."
Oh. Derpstar licked her lips. Why can't we have Narrator-Chan, who lets us do whatever we want!
|Ugh, fine. -_- NARRATOR-CHAN I SUMMON THEE!|
{Yo}
Derpstar: Yay! This is even better! *looks around awkwardly* Wait now we're written like this?
Narrator-Chan: If you don't like it, I'll give you back Author-Chan. Or would you like Roleplayer-Chan?
Derpstar: Hmm... I have an idea! *whispers idea to Narrator-Chan*
Narrator-Chan: *nods in approval*
Derpstar: K bai~
Narrator-Chan: Baiii~ *leaves*
Derpstar: Alright! Somebody needs to fix the Fourth wall, btw.
Fourth wall: Ow.. *feels baseball bat knock him out*
Flamefoot: I'll do it. I'll see you guys soon.
Derpstar: Okay, we'll wait. *waits four hours*
Flamefoot: I'm back.
Derpstar: that took a while, but you're back so yay!
Flamefoot: *mutters to himself* I want to kill you and become leader... *turns to Derpstar* Am I still deputy??
Background characters: What?!!! Nuuuuuu!
Flamefoot: *pouts*
Derpstar: Well....
Flamefoot: *pulls adorable, miserable face*
Derpstar: Alright, alright, alright. Fine, then...
Featheredwing: You're too soft and nice!! >:(
Derpstar: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Featheredwing: Argh! *dies*
Eaglewing: Hah! You gave her a quick and painless death! You are too soft!
Derpstar: CRUCIO!
Eaglewing: *shrieks and screeches and yowls in pain and agony*
Derpstar: Ooh descriptive :)
Eaglewing: STOP... THE.... PAIN.... PLEASE.... *in between shrieks*
Derpstar: Fine. *flicks wand*
Eaglewing: *flops on ground panting*
Goldenwing: You stopped his pain early! You are so nice. *rolls eyes and laughs*
Derpstar: Shut up! Do you want me to kill him after several torture spells? I mean, he is your son.
Goldenwing: You couldn't because you're so soft.
Eaglewing: MOMMY! STOP!!!!!!!
Goldenwing: Fine.
Derpstar: Anyone else think I'm soft?
Goldenwing: I-
Eaglewing: *covers her mouth*
{Silence}
Derpstar: *satisfied* Alright.
Flamefoot: Okay, let's do patrols. Deafdude, Sunny, Mossyeyes, Littlebrain, Bailey, and Cherrypaw will lead border patrols. Rainbow, Sunscreen, Snowman, Snowflake, Snowdrop, and Snowthroat will lead hunting patrols. Chop chop.
Derpstar: Nice choice! Putting separate Clan cats together!
Flamefoot: Derpstar, may I speak to you in the ocean.
Derpstar: Sure! *magically teleports to the bottom of the ocean with Flamefoot*
Flamefoot: Er... Should we keep the Clans together? I've noticed how hostile and separate they are of each other.
Derpstar: Okay, then. *magically teleports back to camp* FROM NOW ON- Omsc what is this?!?!
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Oooooh cliffhanger :3
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DawnClan Rp
RandomIf you are looking for a warriors fanfiction, that is completely stupid and funny, HERE YAH GO! This is also an rp with the unfamous (that's a word) warriors I have created! Enjoy... :)
