Derpstar: So we no roleplays? *cries*
Honeyface: Why am I still here?
Flamefoot: This is JUST like the roleplaying!
Narrator-Chan: Um. I'm nothing like Roleplayer-Chan!
Flamefoot: Yeah, well, she's better.
Derpstar: Flamefoot! Shut the hell up and don't be rude!
Flamefoot: When you stop being derpy.
Derpstar: *flushes* That has nothing to do with this! That's part of my name-
Flamefoot: And?
Derpstar: ...
Flamefoot: 👊
Derpstar: 👻
Honeyface: Guys, what the heck are you doing?
Derpstar: Dunno, I'm bored
Honeyface: You are the leader of DawnClan!
Derpstar: What about DerpstarClan?
Honeyface: Um, we decided to divide them into four Clans again.
Derpstar: Oh, yeah.
Hollyleaf: Hello? Is anyone here? I think the tunnels led me to some kittypets.... *mumbles*
Derpstar: Who is that? Show yourself this instant!
Hollyleaf: *is dramatically visible because of the light* Hello.... *checks for sign of hostility*
Derpstar: *smiles (Cats can't smile!)* Don't worry. You're safe here. *drags Hollyleaf to the camp*
Hollyleaf: *le gasp* I really should get back... You seem nice, but..
Derpstar: Oh no! Those tunnels look dangerous! Prisoners, go fill them up at once! What's your name?
Hollyleaf: *desperately tries to get out of her grip and back to the tunnels* Hollyleaf and please don't fill those tunnels! I need them to get back... *voice fades as the prisoners finish filling the tunnels in*
Derpstar: Hollyleaf? That's a weird name.
Hollyleaf: I get that a lot from kittypets or rogues or loners. What's your name? You seem... A few moons older than me.
Derpstar: Oh, I am the leader of DawnClan.
Hollyleaf: *stops struggling and gasps* You're a leader? You know all about the Clans? But there are more? What's your name?
Derpstar: Yes, yes, yes, and my name is Derpstar.
Hollyleaf: *struggles against a fit of giggles* Derpstar? What the hell kinda name is that?
Derpstar: *eyes are on fire* THE KIND OF NAME THAT YOU DON'T LAUGH AT.
Hollyleaf: *face drops and she struggles to get in the tunnels again* okay, I should really get back to my Clan
Derpstar: From the tunnels? No.
Hollyleaf: *unsheathes her claws* No?
Derpstar: No. You aren't going back. I'll keep you here. You can be one of our prisoners!
Hollyleaf: *hisses" Leave me alone! I'll fight you!
Derpstar: *grabs her by the scruff and plops her in a hole*
Hollyleaf: [CENSORED] you! I swear I'll rip you apart when I get back up there!
Derpstar: Well, I'm the main character, so actually no you aren't.
Hollyleaf: But the main character always has flaws, don't they? *raises a challenging eyebrow*
Derpstar: Nope! Now, as main character, I can assure you won't climb out, because you won't be able to.
Hollyleaf: Again, [CENSORED] you!
Derpstar: Hollyleaf! There are kits nearby!
Hollyleaf: Oh? [CENSORED] you [CENSORED] you [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED] you
Kits: [CENSORED]
Derpstar: *le gasp* HOLLYLEAF! I'LL RIP YOU APART!
Hollyleaf: Oh, sure!
Derpstar: I thought you believed in the warrior code! No cursing.
Hollyleaf: Well, I killed a cat, so nah not anymore.
Derpstar: ROAR!!!!!!!!! *transforms into epic mega huge robot cat with laser beams*
Hollyleaf: [CENSORED].
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DawnClan Rp
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