Derpstar visited StarClan in a dream because the medicine cats were too lazy to.
"Hello? Mommy? Daddy?" She asked, square dancing and farting.
Neither Mommy nor Daddy came to her, but somebody else did that she did not know.
"I.. Am.... Swift Taylor from... The mountains and I.. Find that you.... Seek your path..." A golden she-cat with a rich voice that sounded as though she were a fortune teller.
Derpstar farted. "Ooh can you tell me my future?" She squeaked. Swift Taylor wiggled her eyebrows.
"Ahh... Of course. You... Have great trouble.... To come..." Swift Taylor said.
"That doesn't mean anything," Derpstar hissed, stretching her iron claws.
"Give me a prophecy or something!" She looked at Swift Taylor expectantly.
"Yes, ma'am..." Swift Taylor took a deep breath and recited, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
She began to fade, so now Derpstar was back in her mossy nest, this time without Jaymoon. What does this mean?!?!
Derpstar remembered to listen for any farting. None! She thought desperately. Then, she also remembered that her and her best friend are supposed to have an argument and then make up later.
So she and Whinyidiot had a fight out of nowhere and didn't talk to each other until Whinyidiot took it serious and tried to murder Derpstar.
"No!! Let us make up! Let us make up!" Derpstar squeaked, not wanting to kill her sister.
Whinyidiot shrugged and brought her back from the cliff. (She was holding Derpstar by the tail off of a cliff with bloody spikes and bodies).
Derpstar listened for Whinyidiot's fart, but even she did not fart. Somebody has to fart soon, she thought.
Derpstar decided to take the matters into her own paws.
"Yo, Author-Chan, can somebody fart already?" She was alone with Whinyidiot.
Author-Chan sighed. "Fine." Whinyidiot farted, but Derpstar did not smell it.
Whinyidiot didn't smell it, either. "Do you smell anything?" Derpstar asked nervously. Whinyidiot shook her head happily.
"Nope!" She squealed, smiling. [If cats can smile.]
(They can't smile!) Derpstar glared at Whinyidiot.
[Really?] Whinyidiot froze to sniff the air for foodz.
|Erm, guys why did you stop? This is Author-Chan, Derpy!| For Derpstar had prepared for an attack with her fur bristling and her claws outstretched.
(Oh, sorry) Derpstar relaxed.
|Ugh whatever. AUTHOR-CHAN OUT!|
Derpstar shrugged to Whinyidiot. She had already caught 24 rabbits, 96 voles, 32 thrushes, 1 starling, and 1,920 squirrels that she carried all the way back with ease.
"Derpstar's back!" Some cat called out and everyone bowed down to her.
"Yes, I am back. And now.... WHO FARTED?" Everyone pointed at Hollynose. "WHO SMELT IT FIRST?" Everyone pointed at Minnowsplash.
"YOU FARTED. Alright, whatever. You may all continue to- er, UnicornClan shall go find me feathers from the fresh kill pile while throwing the birds to DuskClan, who will give them to me and SoupClan will border. DawnClan will hunt. Go now!"
The prisoners were still too weak to move.
"And the prisoners can escape, cuz I don't give a crap." The prisoners still couldn't move.
Derpstar went on a walk with Whinyidiot.
Then, Whinyidiot accidentally fell off a cliff.
"WHINYIDIOT!! NOOOOOO!!!!!"
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DawnClan Rp
RandomIf you are looking for a warriors fanfiction, that is completely stupid and funny, HERE YAH GO! This is also an rp with the unfamous (that's a word) warriors I have created! Enjoy... :)
