Intro

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Me: Hey guys I'm So Mi Na, I'm an age that doesn't exist, and this is B-

Hobi: HELLO IM J HOPE, IM YOUR HOPE IM YOUR ANGEL *flaps around like a fucking idiot*

Rap Monster: Annyeonghaseyo I'm Rap Monster and I have three kittens, 5000000 dogs, lots of friends and lots of hoes and *blabbers about his whole life, that don't even exist*

Jin: Namjoon, its a fucking introduction not a documentary on your life story, oh btw I'm Jin the prettiest of them all

Suga: In your dreams bitch, waddup I'm Suga, and I have swageu

Jimin: Hello I'm Jimin and I very good

Hobi: Oh my god my hearteu, my my hearteu is hurt 

Me: guys let m-

Taehyung: OMFG THERE IS LITERALLY A UFO OUTSIDE, WERE ALL DOOMED, oh I'm V and yep that's it, and omfg it's gonna kill us all, HYUNGS RUN AND TAKE THE CHILDREN *runs around like a fucking idiot*

Jungkook: Hey fam, me and Suga are the sane ones here oh and OH MAN HOLY SHIT, V YOUR RIGHT

Me and Suga: *Mentally face palm* god give us the strength 

Me: Welp anyways enjoy👍🏾

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