BTS cringe shit

BTS doing nz slang

I will be using hori is this, hori means like a sloppy Maori, someone who dresses informal like in sweat pants a short top, some long socks and Nike scuffs, which is my style every fuckinh day lol ok also Maori is what NZ are. Ok carry on

Rap Mon: hello, churr and welcome

Hori Maori: uhhhhh, *whispers to his cuzzie* bro I think this dude is a buzzy cunt aye *maori laugh*

Rap Mon: *confused*

Suga: *pours a hori Maori a drink*

Hori Maori: oh churr, to the churr, that's too much

Suga: oh sorry, here I will tip some out

Hori Maori: no no no, oh fuck you stupid, too much means thats awesome duh

Suga: oh oops sorry

J Hope: *gives a hori Maori a pie*

Hori Maori: fuck that's mean as

J Hope: but it's nice though, should I take it back for you?

Hori Maori: oml, another one, are you fucking kidding me, mean as means oh that's awesome that's cool

J Hope: oh riiight, that's mean as

Hori Maori: just just just no, just no

Jin: *waves goodbye*

Hori Maori: later bol 

Jin: I'm not a bowl I'm a human being

Hori Maori: lord give me the fucking strength, later bol means, bye bro or mate

Jin: *less offended*

Jimin: *watching detective show* so Tama, how do you like the show?

Hori Maori: fuck this is hard case bro

Jimin: what!?!? This is an easy as case, what do you mean a hard case

Hori Maori: bro, are you serious, hard case in NZ means yeah this is cool, like it's awesome or funny jeez

Jimin: well why didn't you just say it was awesome😒

Taehyung: wanna ride

Hori Maori: yeah, nah bro

Taehyung: *looks like a fucking potato*

Jungkook: *hands Maori a broken phone* want it, I just found it on the bench

Hori Maori: nah ghee, it's pakaru

Jungkook: pacaroo? What's that

Hori Maori: its pronounced Pakaru, and that means broken

Me: welp, I'm guessing this is why BTS never travels to NZ😂😂