*Everyone sits down eating*
Me: Jin this is soooooo good how about you y/n? What do you think
You: man this shit is the best I have ever eatin
Jin: hey that language is not acce-
*vernon runs in with woozi*
Vernon: GUYS AMAZING NEWZZZZZ
Everyone except Woozi: what?
Vernon: WOOZI JUST GREW A FUCKING INCH
Me and You: no.fucking.way
Vernon: YES FUCKING WAYYYYY
Woozi: I will fucking kill you in your sleep
Vernon: *hides behind me an you*
Me and You: *starts making fun of Woozi and Vernon*
Vernon: bitch pah-lease, I have done wayyyyy worse and said wayyyyy worse than that
Me: did he just, did you just, did he just call me a fucking BITCH
You: oh shit
Me: *turns into strong women do bong soon* IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU BITCH ASS FUCKER
Woozi and Vernon: oh fuck RUN!?!?!
Jungkook: BITCHES RUN FOR YO FUCKING LIVES THEY COMIN FOR US
Me and You: *runs after them*
*DASI RUN RUN RUN NAN MEOMCHUL SUGA EBSEO*
6 hours later
*woozi, Jungkook and Vernon all tied up*
You: what will we do with them *sheds a tear*
Me: *sighs* I'm so sorry boys but *sighs in sadness* your punishment is.........
You: the........TALK! *talk talk talk talk (btw that was an echo*
Me: *folds arms and smirks
Boys: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Suga: *walks in* oh the talk, easy I will lay it down nicely. Okay boys, when a girl and a boy meet they feel love, then they go home and the dude.....
Restricted: Viewers over the age of 16 or 14, doesn't matter, any who, it's about to get heated because Suga is about to explain......okay carry on
Suga: and the dude starts to touch the girl and then he sticks it in her hole and after a while he ejaculates inside her and a baby grows, she moans in so much pleasure and then POOF!!! You arrived...
Me and You: *stare at him in horror* WE WERE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PUBERTY NOT SEX!!!
Suga: *makes an O shape with his mouth* ohhhhhh
Boys: *smirks*
Me and You: oh no, what are you to thinking
Jungkook: what if we try this 'thing'
Vernon and Woozi: *nod in approval* uhhh huh
Me and You: WHAT!?!!?!?!?! *starts running*
Boys: where do you think you two are going
Suga: Welp girls have fuuuun *waves and evilly grins and closes door*
Me and You: NUUU RAP MONSTER, JIN HELPEU WE ARE GETTING RAPEU
*boys are getting ready*
No, there is no smut scene..... sowy 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Me and You: *make a run for it* RAP MONSTER!!!!!
Rap Mon: yoooooo
Me and You: *panting like crazy* HELP US!!!!
Woozi and Vernon: come out girls *walks slowly through the halls*
Me and You: *eyes go wide* Rap Mon, they are gonna *shudders* rape us
Rap Mon: *speechless* WAIT, HOW DOES JUNGKOOK KNOW???
Me and You: *giggles nervously* ummm hehe, about that
Rap Mon: what.did.you.do *clenches fist*
Me and You: IT WAS SUGAS FAULT HE TOLD THEM ABOUT THE TALK
Rap Mon: IMMA STAB A BITCH
Me and You: THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION HAS BEEN UNLEASHED
Jungkook: OH MAN HOLY SHIT
Suga: INFIRES MANNNNNN
Jimin: ITS OKAY I HAVE JAMZZZZZZZ
Suga: LOOK I WILL SELL THE CHAINS FOR THREE DOLLARS, JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Jin: RIGHT MEETING IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW!!!!! AND IF NO ONE IS IN THERE IN 10 SECONDS NO DINNER FOR ANYONE!!!!!!
To Be Continued.........
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FanfictionChanged the name because this book is literally the definition of cringe. On god💀
