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BRITTANY'S OFFICE - SCENE 6
Brittany and Calvin enter her office as Calvin looks around curiously.
BRITTANY:
Alright so...make yourself at home, help yourself to whatever. Imma go grab some coffee, you want--
She sees Calvin with his shoes off already.
BRITTANY:
Did you umm..did you want anything?
CALVIN:
Huh? Oh nah I'm good, I'm good.
BRITTANY:
Alright, I'll be right back. Try not to uh...Yeah, just don't...
Brittany leaves the room as Calvin looks around at the things in her office.
Brittany re-enters the room with coffee in her hand as Calvin turns back towards her, still shoeless.
BRITTANY: (Smiling)
Hey.
CALVIN:
Hey . . . You know some dudes with some funny lookin' heads. Who this dude right here?
BRITTANY:
White background?
CALVIN:
Yeah, he look like a milk dud layin' on a porch or somethin'.
BRITTANY:
Yeah, that's my husband.
CALVIN:
Oh shit, okay...He look sharp though. I'd eat that Milk Dud, if I seen it---
BRITTANY: (Smiling)
Don't worry about it.
Calvin goes to sit down across from Brittany's desk. Brittany stares at him for a moment. There's an awkward silence.
CALVIN:
So uh . . . Wassup?
BRITTANY: (sipping her coffee)
I just wanna know what a young man like yourself is doing outside...sleeping.
CALVIN:
I told you it's camp season--
BRITTANY:
Well, my son says you don't have any place to stay.
CALVIN:
The long neck nigga? You gonna believe him? Everytime he lie his neck get longer. I don't know why the nigga be lyin--
BRITTANY:
You had a pair of draws on the grass...No tent. No fire. No camp "buddies". Man, you out there with a luggage bag beside a Elementary school! That don't scream homeless to you?
CALVIN:
Ight! I'm a little homeless. Ight, so what?
BRITTANY: (Sitting up in her chair)
"So what"?
Brittany thinks for a second.
BRITTANY:
Calvin, why are you homeless?
CALVIN: (Looks at Brittany puzzled; with sarcasm)
'Cause I like the wilderness! Tf 😐 why you think I'm homeless?
BRITTANY:
You don't have family?
CALVIN:
Yeah, they kicked me out. Over some breadsticks.
BRITTANY:
Kicked you out?
CALVIN
Yeah, I was makin' breadsticks and...those was my dad favorite breadsticks...Nobody told ME. Dad came home, told me pack my stuff and my breadsticks, get out. I was like "What I do? I ain't do nothin 😐."
BRITTANY: (speechless)
What kinda breadsticks were they?
CALVIN:
I don't fuckin' know, they was regular frozen, breadsticks. Put them bitches in the oven, wasn't even that good.
BRITTANY:
So he just didn't like you touching his things?
CALVIN:
Man, I don't know. I ain't seen the dude in like two years.
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I Hate You (All Grown Up)
HumorA homeless, witty teen who hates everyone, is suddenly taken in by a struggling lawyer and her family, where he learns to hate them too.
