Ashton Irwin Imagines & One-Shots

Okay Putting You Down Now

Just wanted to say there is a mention to porn whoopsie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Carry on (and let the good times roll)

"Y/nnnnnnnn"

"What Ashton?"

Ashton looked over at you from his laid out spot on the couch, his legs over the arm and his head propped on some pillows. "I'm bored"

Rolling your eyes, you look at him and reply "so?"

"Help meeeeee"

A quiet sigh left your lips "go watch porn or something that'll entertain you"

Ashton gasps "Y/n!"

You shrugged with a small grin on your lips. "What?"

"I can't believe you, how can I watch porn at this time of day?"

Your eyes squinted and you questioned "is there a specific time of day that you can watch porn?"

Ashton sighed "can we get off the subject of porn. When I ask for you to help me I meant like hey least go to the beach, let's eat, let's play a board game, that sorta thing"

"Pshhhhhh who needs to have fun. Just take a nap"

Ashton whined "that wasn't in the options y/n"

"So?"

Ashton grunted and moved to stand up. He walked over to wear you were sitting at the island and plucked you from your seat. "Ashton! Put me down!"

"Nope we're going somewhere fun" he adjusted you so you were over his shoulder, your face near his butt.

As he walked your body swung slightly side to side and you were getting a little dizzy "Where?"

"That doesn't matter"

Your hand delivered a quick yet harsh slap to his butt which caused him to jump and squeak "it does matter you ass. Especially since all the blood is rushing to my head"

You could hear Ashton's embarrassment in his voice when he said "I don't actually have a plan yet"

"Ashton Fletcher Irwin! You put me on your shoulder to go somewhere you don't even know where yet!? I'm going to kill you once you put me down."

"Maybe I'll never put you down"

"Maybe I'll just hit you between your legs"

"Okay putting you down now"

I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS IS BUT YEAH IM ON MY HOTEL ROOM BALCONY RIGHT NOW AND I DECIDED TO WRITE THIS. It was weird but hey at least I wrote it all in one sitting.

I swear my brain is weird. I'm sorry

Okie dokie time to go do something (write or sleep one of the two) BYEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOU

-kay